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The Old Guy –
We always get questions on pocket pals. And generally, our answer is that they are all similar. Usually the opening varies by the model and by mouth, ass, vagina or “non-descript” like a donut hole. The material is usually some type of a “real feel” material, that is usually stretchy and soft.
Btw, in this review I am not talking about disposable pocket pals or “sleeves” like the Zolo Pocket Pool series. They are designed for a long weekend in a hotel where the pocket pals I am talking about should last much longer than that.
Pocket pals – also called Pocket Pussies or “tootie-on-the-go” are usually hand-held, surrounded by your fist, and stroked as required. There are other toys, also commonly referred to as pocket pals that are in a hard case or tube. Those toys are slightly different than the ones I am referring to.
Pocket pals are easy to clean. Many of the toys have a small opening at the back of the canal, which is used to allow air to escape (or not, if you cover it with your finger). Controlling the suction helps make a more entertaining session. It also allows for easier cleaning, because if water isn’t running out of the opening, then you know you have a clog. Duh.
It really doesn’t matter what type of pocket pal or tube you are using — the cleaning is about the same. Run water in it, stick your finger in and swish it around, rinse and repeat. Like your Mom said, use soap. Your lube – and your load – are not interested in staying in the toy. They want out.
Most of them appreciate a light dusting of baby powder from time to time. Think of it as giving your friend a gentle, caring massage for helping you out. This helps their “skin” stay soft and supple, and prevents stickiness on the outside which can be aggravating as it will pick up every stray piece of lint, hair, booger or sliver of cut fingernail.
Some toys though do not have an opening in the rear (just like real people!). These toys are typically tighter and noisier. That can be a blessing or a curse, depending on your opinion. Some guys have told me that sliding your finger in on the side of their penis helps to reduce the air pressure in the toy which makes for a slightly quieter, and more enjoyable session. Nothing ruins a good time as much as having the toy make a loud “popping” sound like an explosion as the air finds its way out under pressure. Go figure, I thought everyone would like that.
The canal of pocket pals are all different. They might have ridges, or bumps like speed-bumps, or notches, or what looks like skin-tags. Maybe you could call them Ruffles. So Ruffles have ridges. Who knew “lays” was talking about getting “laid” when they created that slogan.
Speaking of the “canal”, this is NOT the Sabine Canal. Pocket pals are usually not much deeper than the width of your fist. Unless you have a very small kayak, like the kind you see being transported on the top of a Smart Car, you will not be able to get your full Pirogue into the toy. Why men think they need to submerge their Pirogue completely, I will never understand. How much stroke do you need?
What is the life of most pocket pals? Probably less than the time that you will spend with your next sex partner. Pocket pals are not meant to last until retirement. They live a short, fulfilling life, and are happy to have served. When it breaks, rips, tears or complains, throw it away. Most of you probably spend more on Powerball tickets in a month than you will pay for a pocket pal. And you know how much satisfaction those lottery tickets gave you.
“What if I buy it and I don’t like it?” Throw it away; put in on Craigslist for sale; or give it to a friend. It doesn’t really matter. And truthfully, it doesn’t matter whether Paul likes this particular model but Peter doesn’t. You aren’t purchasing a car – life is too short to be unhappy because you don’t like the pocket pal you purchased. Right now in my Lake Charles store, I have 106 different styles of pocket pals on the wall – and that does not include tube, cases, life-size and full-size masturbators, which brings the number of places men can stick their penis in to more than 200 items.
And now for a serious note: Why should guys buy pocket pals instead of using their hands and crankin’ one out the old fashioned way? Research has shown that when guys use their hand, they tend to squeeze too hard, training their penis to require more pressure than a sex parter can provide. With a pocket pal, you are getting other stimulation (suction, pressure, ridges, remember “ruffles”?) so guys will loosen up on the grip which should help making orgasm-through-intercourse easier with a partner.
You see? Sex lesson for the day. Oh, and click “add-to-cart” and buy the damn toy.
Mistress Mischevious –
Star Strokers…for that porn star experience you’ve always dreamed of!
Star Strokers are realistic men’s toys that are super soft and supple to the touch. They are made out of high grade UR3 silicone. You’ll have the closest feel that you can get to touching skin to skin with this material. They are each molded from the porn star that is on the front of the box. Each one is unique, they vary in style and the inside of each one is going to have a different type of feel to it with the silicone texture. The hardest part is choosing who to take home! You could have a new girl for each day of the week if you wanted to!
Star Strokers are available in two different variations. You have the choice of a hard case or no case at all. Some users like to be super discreet and hide their toy from the world so they prefer no case. Other users prefer the hard case as the toy will last a lot longer and it’s easier to take care of. Each hard case is going to measure at 10 inches in total length and is 3.5 inches wide. The cap of the hard case can even hold your phone while you watch your favorite erotic video. Each side of the case is even textured for easy slip-free holding as well. Should you decide to go with the regular version with out a case, they are going to be palm sized and for the more “larger” users it will not cover the entire penis. They don’t vibrate or move. This is all up to you in having to do the movement yourself.
Let’s talk lubricant…due to this material that this popular toy is made out of, you’ll have to use your favorite water based lubricant. Silicone lubricants will actually destroy the silicone material in the long run and trust me you don’t want that to happen! You could do a warming/cooling water based lubricant to amp things up if you wanted to.
After a few usages and cleanings the material might start feeling sticky to the touch. Don’t worry! Refresh the silicone with a light dusting of baby powder and you’re back in business!
Cleaning is easy. You can remove the silicone sleeve from the hard case (if you went with a hard case). Once taken out or if you don’t have a case, turn your toy inside out and you can clean every bit of it. I would advise to use toy cleaner, but if you don’t have any on hand, you can use a mild soap. Rinse with lukewarm water and dry completely before putting it away.
So which Star do you choose?
lady siren –
STAR STROKERS!!!! Star strokers are very highly rated with our customers. They seem to not be able to get enough of them, and we have plenty for them to choose from! They are made from a very realistic material, and are designed for you, (or your partner) to stroke your penis with. Just add a little bit of water-based lubricant, (try warming water-based lube), and you are good to go! You control how tight your favorite porn star featured on the box really feels by simply squeezing your hand more or less. You have the control. Each stroker is molded and created to be a replica of the porn star on the packaging. They are also open at both ends for easy cleaning. Just run some water thru it, and some toy cleaner, pat dry, and it is good to go until next time. We carry a huge variety of them. We even have a Sister Sister package that has two separate strokers in the box, featuring Kendall and Kayla Kayden. Then there is a Torso Masturbator featuring Gianna Dior. However, it is still a stroker, it is a bit heavier and slightly larger than the other strokers in the Star Stroker line, (fits easily in your hand), and does have a pair of boobs on it. Whichever one you decide on, it is sure to be a good time.