LC-82-X 2PC QUEEN BEE BOOTY SHORT SET-Q

 

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Be the queen of the room in the latest offering by Lapdance! Making a statement has never been sexier… but this two piece set does just that! An unbelievably sexy bra-type top consists of a strap over each breast, and a matching one below, finished in a halter-style and barring the word “Queen” while the black bottom features a matching strap and a playfully fierce cheeky cut. PLUS SIZE ONE SIZE FITS MOST.

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Be the queen of the room in the latest offering by Lapdance! Making a statement has never been sexier… but this two piece set does just that! An unbelievably sexy bra-type top consists of a strap over each breast, and a matching one below, finished in a halter-style and barring the word “Queen” while the black bottom features a matching strap and a playfully fierce cheeky cut. PLUS SIZE ONE SIZE FITS MOST. 

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alan moore

Sex Is Why We Advance

Sexually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilization and the rest, while sexually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.

Alan Moore
Author

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Alan Moore
Author

alan moore
Sexually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilization and the rest, while sexually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.
teyanna taylor

Sex is Great. Repeat.

“What I live by is that if everything is perfect 24/7, sex would eventually get boring. We like the mad sex, the attitude sex, the passionate sex — this is what it’s for."

Teyanna Taylor

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Teyanna Taylor

teyanna taylor
“What I live by is that if everything is perfect 24/7, sex would eventually get boring. We like the mad sex, the attitude sex, the passionate sex — this is what it’s for."
Alec baldwin

Sex and Cookies

"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie."

Alec Baldwin

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Alec Baldwin

Alec baldwin
"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie."
ricky martin

Attracted to Men & Women

"I’m gay, men captivate me, but I like to enjoy sex in total liberty, which is why I am open to having sex with a woman if I felt the desire to, although I would not consider starting a sentimental relationship with her. In that way I’m all about men. I know I’m attractive to both men and women and I don’t believe in sexual labels, we are simply human beings with emotional and sexual needs"

Ricky Martin

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Ricky Martin

ricky martin
"I’m gay, men captivate me, but I like to enjoy sex in total liberty, which is why I am open to having sex with a woman if I felt the desire to, although I would not consider starting a sentimental relationship with her. In that way I’m all about men. I know I’m attractive to both men and women and I don’t believe in sexual labels, we are simply human beings with emotional and sexual needs"
Al Goldstein

Married Sex

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

Al Goldstein
American Pornographer, Screw Magazine

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2023-05-07T02:22:34-06:00

Al Goldstein
American Pornographer, Screw Magazine

Al Goldstein
Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

Behind Closed Doors

“If a girl wants to sell her body, so be it. None of my business. Don't athletes sell their bodies, too? People can do behind closed doors whatever they want, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.”

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Bad Choices Make Good Stories

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2020-05-03T11:36:35-06:00

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Bad Choices Make Good Stories

“If a girl wants to sell her body, so be it. None of my business. Don't athletes sell their bodies, too? People can do behind closed doors whatever they want, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.”
barbara bush

Clinton was my kind of dog.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

[Gotta disagree: I've known many guys who forgot, mostly on purpose!]

Barbara Bush
Activist and Former Fist Lady

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2023-05-07T03:28:51-06:00

Barbara Bush
Activist and Former Fist Lady

barbara bush
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. [Gotta disagree: I've known many guys who forgot, mostly on purpose!]
jada pinkett smith

Surprising Sex Addiction

"My sort of addictions jump, they jump around," she says in the episode. "When I was younger, I definitely think I had a sex addiction of some kind, yes, that everything could be fixed by sex."

Jada Pinkett Smith

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2020-08-26T15:19:07-06:00

Jada Pinkett Smith

jada pinkett smith
"My sort of addictions jump, they jump around," she says in the episode. "When I was younger, I definitely think I had a sex addiction of some kind, yes, that everything could be fixed by sex."
Carlos Ruiz Zafó

Cook on Low Heat

"Man ... heats up like a light bulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.”

Carlos Ruiz Zafó

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2020-08-26T17:58:55-06:00

Carlos Ruiz Zafó

Carlos Ruiz Zafó
"Man ... heats up like a light bulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.”

Be Careful What You Ask

“A woman on an online dating site asked if I'd ever had an STD. I told her my high school prom date was named 'Chlamydia.”

Quentin R. Bufogle
Author, Horse Latitudes

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2020-05-03T11:47:10-06:00

Quentin R. Bufogle
Author, Horse Latitudes

“A woman on an online dating site asked if I'd ever had an STD. I told her my high school prom date was named 'Chlamydia.”
lena dunham

Sex is Learned

"In my own personal limited sexual experience, I've found that there are guys doing things where you go 'there's no way that that is your own personal instinct. You have learned that from somewhere' and it wasn't, you know, a birds and bees conversation with your mom, and it also wasn't taught to you by a high school girl you met in Michigan."

Lena Dunham

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2020-08-26T14:57:09-06:00

Lena Dunham

lena dunham
"In my own personal limited sexual experience, I've found that there are guys doing things where you go 'there's no way that that is your own personal instinct. You have learned that from somewhere' and it wasn't, you know, a birds and bees conversation with your mom, and it also wasn't taught to you by a high school girl you met in Michigan."
Anatole France

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Anatole France
Poet

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2023-05-07T03:06:26-06:00

Anatole France
Poet

Anatole France
Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
nicole narain

Masturbation Happiness

"You know what, I really try hard not to think about masturbating too much. I had a moment there where I really did, I could not get out of bed one day because I was just, it was a constant thing. That was an exhausting day. It was like, I didn't even want to eat food because that was my food for the day. It was exhausting and it was scary because it consumed my entire day and I try very hard not to have any triggers around me where I would feel like I need to masturbate today."

Nicole Narain
Playboy Playmate

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2020-08-26T16:33:25-06:00

Nicole Narain
Playboy Playmate

nicole narain
"You know what, I really try hard not to think about masturbating too much. I had a moment there where I really did, I could not get out of bed one day because I was just, it was a constant thing. That was an exhausting day. It was like, I didn't even want to eat food because that was my food for the day. It was exhausting and it was scary because it consumed my entire day and I try very hard not to have any triggers around me where I would feel like I need to masturbate today."

Men Need Sex

“We men really, really, really like sex. We like sex so much, many of us are willing to risk getting in serious trouble to get it. That's why laws against rape haven't stopped rape, and why laws against prostitution haven't stopped prostitution, and why men who cheat on their wives would continue to cheat even if it was illegal ... "

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Why Men and Women Can't Be Friends

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2020-05-03T11:38:42-06:00

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Why Men and Women Can't Be Friends

“We men really, really, really like sex. We like sex so much, many of us are willing to risk getting in serious trouble to get it. That's why laws against rape haven't stopped rape, and why laws against prostitution haven't stopped prostitution, and why men who cheat on their wives would continue to cheat even if it was illegal ... "
alexander mccall smith

Anyone want to guess the intended meaning?

She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.

Alexander McCall Smith
Author

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Alexander McCall Smith
Author

alexander mccall smith
She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.
Judd Apatow

Terrified First Time

"We've all lived through that moment where we had sex for the first time. You're terrified, so the idea of a guy so scared he let it get past him is relatable to us."

Judd Apatow
Comedian

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2020-08-26T14:32:56-06:00

Judd Apatow
Comedian

Judd Apatow
"We've all lived through that moment where we had sex for the first time. You're terrified, so the idea of a guy so scared he let it get past him is relatable to us."
russell brand

A Little Death

And this is what sex provides for me - a breathing space, when you're outside of yourself and your own head. Especially in the actual moment of climax, where you literally go, "Ah, there's that, then. I've unwound. I've let go." Not without good reason do the French describe an orgasm as a "little death". That's exactly what it is for me (in a good way, obviously) - a little moment away, a holiday from my head.

Russell Brand

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2020-08-26T15:22:29-06:00

Russell Brand

russell brand
And this is what sex provides for me - a breathing space, when you're outside of yourself and your own head. Especially in the actual moment of climax, where you literally go, "Ah, there's that, then. I've unwound. I've let go." Not without good reason do the French describe an orgasm as a "little death". That's exactly what it is for me (in a good way, obviously) - a little moment away, a holiday from my head.

He Was In Control

“He was responsible for my peaks and valleys, the pulsating waves and earth-shattering releases. It didn’t matter if I was bound or not, whether we fucked or made love, he was in control. The reality was he was always in control.”

Arika Stone
Author, The Sanctuary

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2020-05-03T12:03:04-06:00

Arika Stone
Author, The Sanctuary

“He was responsible for my peaks and valleys, the pulsating waves and earth-shattering releases. It didn’t matter if I was bound or not, whether we fucked or made love, he was in control. The reality was he was always in control.”
Maggie Young

Sex and Barter

“In my early twenties, I treated sex like a bartering system, trading giving for receiving, feeling victorious when I’d received more pleasure, and swindled when I’d given more. As I matured, sex became a bond that was only gratifying when both parties were equally satisfied.”

Maggie Young
Author, Just Another Number

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2020-05-03T12:26:15-06:00

Maggie Young
Author, Just Another Number

Maggie Young
“In my early twenties, I treated sex like a bartering system, trading giving for receiving, feeling victorious when I’d received more pleasure, and swindled when I’d given more. As I matured, sex became a bond that was only gratifying when both parties were equally satisfied.”
audrey hepburn

What is Sex Appeal?

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don 't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

Audrey Hepburn
Actress & Humanitarian

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Audrey Hepburn
Actress & Humanitarian

audrey hepburn
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don 't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
aldous huxley

It is a Perversion

Chastity—the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.

Aldous Huxley
Writer

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2023-05-07T02:39:27-06:00

Aldous Huxley
Writer

aldous huxley
Chastity—the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.
alfred kinsey

Unnatural Act

"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform."

Alfred Kinsey
Sex Researcher

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2020-08-26T14:43:36-06:00

Alfred Kinsey
Sex Researcher

alfred kinsey
"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform."
Maggie Young

Dick on Delivery

“I quickly found the dating/hookup app to be a dangerous addition to my iPhone. A friend recommended it after shit hit the fan with my boyfriend. With enough breakups under my belt, I knew that the healthiest remedy was a solid rebound fuck or two. Tinder made it easy- too easy. Suddenly, I could sit in traffic, on the toilet, or in line at the DMV and carelessly swipe, swipe, swipe my way to dick-on-delivery. Tinder selections are based on proximity via smart phones, so there are tons of tourists, travelers, and young professionals on business trips swiping through new hunting grounds. Its loose, easy-come-easy-go method made hookups as convenient as picking up lunch. Tinder’s nonchalance went both ways. We had nothing to lose.”

Maggie Young
Author, Just Another Number

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2020-05-03T12:30:43-06:00

Maggie Young
Author, Just Another Number

Maggie Young
“I quickly found the dating/hookup app to be a dangerous addition to my iPhone. A friend recommended it after shit hit the fan with my boyfriend. With enough breakups under my belt, I knew that the healthiest remedy was a solid rebound fuck or two. Tinder made it easy- too easy. Suddenly, I could sit in traffic, on the toilet, or in line at the DMV and carelessly swipe, swipe, swipe my way to dick-on-delivery. Tinder selections are based on proximity via smart phones, so there are tons of tourists, travelers, and young professionals on business trips swiping through new hunting grounds. Its loose, easy-come-easy-go method made hookups as convenient as picking up lunch. Tinder’s nonchalance went both ways. We had nothing to lose.”
Maggie Young

Exploding Adolescense

“Adolescence is never graceful or beautiful. Our first steps are wobbly, full of stumbles and spills. Our first words are mispronounced and barely comprehendible. Our first kisses are sloppy and wet. The process of breaking sexual thresholds is far from sexy. It will be a long time until being a penetrator outgrows the feel of a grade school science experiment where I fill my paper mache volcano with vinegar and baking soda, giggling and high-fiving my lab partner once it explodes.”

Maggie Young
Author, Just Another Number

 

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Maggie Young
Author, Just Another Number

 

Maggie Young
“Adolescence is never graceful or beautiful. Our first steps are wobbly, full of stumbles and spills. Our first words are mispronounced and barely comprehendible. Our first kisses are sloppy and wet. The process of breaking sexual thresholds is far from sexy. It will be a long time until being a penetrator outgrows the feel of a grade school science experiment where I fill my paper mache volcano with vinegar and baking soda, giggling and high-fiving my lab partner once it explodes.”
robin wright

Nice to Know

"Perhaps it's not ladylike, but I've never laughed more, read more or come more than with Ben [Foster]."

Robin Wright
 

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Robin Wright
 

robin wright
"Perhaps it's not ladylike, but I've never laughed more, read more or come more than with Ben [Foster]."
dusty springfield

Before Her Time

"I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it."

Dusty Springfield
aka Mary Isabel Catherine Bernadette O’Brien
Came out as Bisexual in 1970 - and destroyed her career
The Lana Sisters

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2020-08-26T15:09:44-06:00

Dusty Springfield
aka Mary Isabel Catherine Bernadette O’Brien
Came out as Bisexual in 1970 - and destroyed her career
The Lana Sisters

dusty springfield
"I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it."
anais nin

Pandora’s Box

I had a feeling that Pandora's box contained the mysteries of woman's sensuality, so different from a man's and for which man's language was so inadequate. The language of sex had yet to be invented. The language of the senses was yet to be explored.

Anais Nin
Diarist, essayist, novelist, and writer of short stories and erotica

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2023-05-07T03:03:58-06:00

Anais Nin
Diarist, essayist, novelist, and writer of short stories and erotica

anais nin
I had a feeling that Pandora's box contained the mysteries of woman's sensuality, so different from a man's and for which man's language was so inadequate. The language of sex had yet to be invented. The language of the senses was yet to be explored.
Drew Barrymore

Kissing – Better than Sex

"Kissing -- and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing -- is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down."

Drew Barrymore

 

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Drew Barrymore

 

Drew Barrymore
"Kissing -- and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing -- is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down."
ray j

The Things We Say

“I went to the doctor and asked the doctor, ‘Is it me? Check me first. Okay, I’m good? What’s up with my girlfriend’s coochie?,’ ” he says. “It’s ridiculous!”

Ray J

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Ray J

ray j
“I went to the doctor and asked the doctor, ‘Is it me? Check me first. Okay, I’m good? What’s up with my girlfriend’s coochie?,’ ” he says. “It’s ridiculous!”
ricky martin

Many People Would Agree

"... promiscuity and unaccountability is a positive, loving thing for homosexuals. It’s good for the world."

Ricky Martin

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2020-08-26T17:27:11-06:00

Ricky Martin

ricky martin
"... promiscuity and unaccountability is a positive, loving thing for homosexuals. It’s good for the world."

Bottled Orgasms

“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.”

Nenia Campbell
Author, Bound to Accept

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2020-05-02T21:54:36-06:00

Nenia Campbell
Author, Bound to Accept

“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.”
kari ann peniche

If Only People Really Shared

"I have more of a vibrator-buying problem.” I have all these things to tie me up…I love being tied up. I’ve been tied up every which way ... Just make it rough…I like my hair pulled. I like being called names.”

Kari Ann Peniche

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Kari Ann Peniche

kari ann peniche
"I have more of a vibrator-buying problem.” I have all these things to tie me up…I love being tied up. I’ve been tied up every which way ... Just make it rough…I like my hair pulled. I like being called names.”
kim kardashian

Football Sex

"Every girl who has dated a football player ... They all have sex the same way."

Kim Kardashian

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2020-08-26T16:12:36-06:00

Kim Kardashian

kim kardashian
"Every girl who has dated a football player ... They all have sex the same way."
oscar wilde

Sex & Power

"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power."

Oscar Wilde
Possibly one of the oldest known Bisexuals (1895)
Imprisoned for Homsexual Acts

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2020-08-26T16:05:17-06:00

Oscar Wilde
Possibly one of the oldest known Bisexuals (1895)
Imprisoned for Homsexual Acts

oscar wilde
"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power."

Loyalty or Love?

“In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than love.”

Amit Kalantri
Author, Wealth of Words

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2020-05-03T12:04:35-06:00

Amit Kalantri
Author, Wealth of Words

“In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than love.”

There is Nothing Wrong!

“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks at it, all he sees is heaven. Trust me, he's not worried about whether your lips are symmetrical. He's just counting his lucky stars to see you naked. It's very difficult for a man to understand why a woman would be so self-conscious about her hooha.”

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps

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2020-05-03T11:56:34-06:00

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps

“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks at it, all he sees is heaven. Trust me, he's not worried about whether your lips are symmetrical. He's just counting his lucky stars to see you naked. It's very difficult for a man to understand why a woman would be so self-conscious about her hooha.”

Sex and BBQ Sauce

“Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.”

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

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2020-05-03T11:48:34-06:00

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.”
Ellen DeGeneres

Too Much Sex

"I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me. I'm not saying I don't like it. But I don't think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. because they have to have some innocence; there's just no innocence left."

Ellen DeGeneres

 

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Ellen DeGeneres

 

Ellen DeGeneres
"I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me. I'm not saying I don't like it. But I don't think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. because they have to have some innocence; there's just no innocence left."

I have plans for you …

“I’m not going to deny that I want to fuck you. I can’t promise a future or that I’ll be some sniveling boyfriend who pines away after you once I go back to L.A. But I will say that I have plans for you if you say yes."

D. L. Hess
Author, SIR

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2020-05-03T11:32:44-06:00

D. L. Hess
Author, SIR

“I’m not going to deny that I want to fuck you. I can’t promise a future or that I’ll be some sniveling boyfriend who pines away after you once I go back to L.A. But I will say that I have plans for you if you say yes."
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Being In You …

“Being with you is great, but being in you is much more interesting and alluring!”

attributed to HookUpGeek website

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attributed to HookUpGeek website

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“Being with you is great, but being in you is much more interesting and alluring!”
russell brand

Monkhood vs Marriage

“When I got divorced, I considered becoming a monk,” he purportedly said. “When you’re a monk, you’re not allowed to have sex with anyone. When you’re married, it’s one person. That’s one more than a monk. It’s not that different."

Russell Brand

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Russell Brand

russell brand
“When I got divorced, I considered becoming a monk,” he purportedly said. “When you’re a monk, you’re not allowed to have sex with anyone. When you’re married, it’s one person. That’s one more than a monk. It’s not that different."
anonymous-1

I Crave Sexual Gratification

"I always insisted that I simply had a high sex drive. The reality is, I have no idea how many men I’ve slept with since I first became sexually active at the age of seventeen. I do know that the number is high, well beyond what most people would consider average. I almost constantly craved sexual gratification. It didn’t matter how. It could be with my partner, a total stranger, or with my right hand; I always needed it. It wasn’t unheard of for me to reach orgasm four or more times a day, particularly in my late teens and early twenties."

Anonymous

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Anonymous

anonymous-1
"I always insisted that I simply had a high sex drive. The reality is, I have no idea how many men I’ve slept with since I first became sexually active at the age of seventeen. I do know that the number is high, well beyond what most people would consider average. I almost constantly craved sexual gratification. It didn’t matter how. It could be with my partner, a total stranger, or with my right hand; I always needed it. It wasn’t unheard of for me to reach orgasm four or more times a day, particularly in my late teens and early twenties."
russell brand

Paying for Sex

"Paying for sex is like making your cat dance on its' back legs - you know it's wrong, but you like to pretend they're enjoying it as well."

Russell Brand

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2020-08-26T15:28:56-06:00

Russell Brand

russell brand
"Paying for sex is like making your cat dance on its' back legs - you know it's wrong, but you like to pretend they're enjoying it as well."
kim mathers

Ouch.

"He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

Kim Mathers
Ex-wife of Eminem

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2020-08-26T16:44:37-06:00

Kim Mathers
Ex-wife of Eminem

kim mathers
"He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."
meghan trainor

Like My Body

"I never really felt sexy with guys before. No one expressed how they liked my body out loud in the bedroom until I met Daryl. He is obsessed with it — every inch ... He’s a champion, so we’re in heaven."

Meghan Trainor

 

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Meghan Trainor

 

meghan trainor
"I never really felt sexy with guys before. No one expressed how they liked my body out loud in the bedroom until I met Daryl. He is obsessed with it — every inch ... He’s a champion, so we’re in heaven."
Bai Ling

Sex – the Best High

"Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good."

Bai Ling

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Bai Ling

Bai Ling
"Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good."

Love & Sex

“Women use sex to get love. Men use love to get sex.”

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Why Men and Women Can't Be Friends

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Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Why Men and Women Can't Be Friends

“Women use sex to get love. Men use love to get sex.”
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Sex for Fun

"Sex is recreational for me, as well as a way of accruing status and validation (even before I attained the unique accolade of "Shagger of the Year" from the Sun. We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. "

Russell Brand

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Russell Brand

russell brand
"Sex is recreational for me, as well as a way of accruing status and validation (even before I attained the unique accolade of "Shagger of the Year" from the Sun. We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. "
george burns

Sex and 90

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

George Burns

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George Burns

george burns
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
joan rivers

Poor Sex Life

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

Joan Rivers

 

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Joan Rivers

 

joan rivers
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
Emma Stone

Simulation of Sex

"Simulation of sex is a real workout. We must have done a hundred takes. There was an oxygen tank at one point."

Emma Stone
Actress

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Emma Stone
Actress

Emma Stone
"Simulation of sex is a real workout. We must have done a hundred takes. There was an oxygen tank at one point."
russell brand

At one point, about five years ago, I had a harem of about 10 women, whom I would rotate in addition to one-night stands and random casual encounters. But shagging - incessant as it was - no longer seemed to have the required calming effect. I was on the brink of becoming sufficiently well known for my carnal overindulgences - with lapdancers and prostitutes, to say nothing of all the women who didn't sell sex for a living - to cause me professional difficulties. There's nothing especially peculiar or odd about my erotic predilections. It's the scale of my sexual endeavours that causes the problems, not the nature of them. I just like girls, all different ones, in an unsophisticated, unevolved way, ... "

Russell Brand

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Russell Brand

russell brand
At one point, about five years ago, I had a harem of about 10 women, whom I would rotate in addition to one-night stands and random casual encounters. But shagging - incessant as it was - no longer seemed to have the required calming effect. I was on the brink of becoming sufficiently well known for my carnal overindulgences - with lapdancers and prostitutes, to say nothing of all the women who didn't sell sex for a living - to cause me professional difficulties. There's nothing especially peculiar or odd about my erotic predilections. It's the scale of my sexual endeavours that causes the problems, not the nature of them. I just like girls, all different ones, in an unsophisticated, unevolved way, ... "

Can’t Fight the Craving

“For us men, sex is the most important thing in the world. Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't just like it, they crave it. That's why vampire stories always have strong sexual undercurrents. A vampire's hunger is simply a metaphor for a man's lust.”

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Why Men and Women Can't Be Friends

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Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Why Men and Women Can't Be Friends

“For us men, sex is the most important thing in the world. Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't just like it, they crave it. That's why vampire stories always have strong sexual undercurrents. A vampire's hunger is simply a metaphor for a man's lust.”

To Protect Men

“Prostitution isn't illegal to protect women. Prostitutes would be much safer if it was legal. It's illegal to protect men. Men are addicted to sex. Sex is like heroin to men. If all women were allowed to charge admission to their pussy, they would have total control over men and it would cause a giant wealth transfer. Men would go broke and women would end up with all the money and power.”

Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

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Oliver Markus Malloy
Author, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“Prostitution isn't illegal to protect women. Prostitutes would be much safer if it was legal. It's illegal to protect men. Men are addicted to sex. Sex is like heroin to men. If all women were allowed to charge admission to their pussy, they would have total control over men and it would cause a giant wealth transfer. Men would go broke and women would end up with all the money and power.”
barbara bush

Clinton Lied

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush
First Lady

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Barbara Bush
First Lady

barbara bush
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
anonymous-1

And That is Bad, Why?

"The first stage of Freud's theory of psychosexual development is the oral stage. During this time, a child's libido is centered on the mouth, so activities such as eating, sucking, and drinking are important. As an adult, if an oral fixation occurs, an adult's libidinal energy will remain focused on this stage, which might result in problems such as nail-biting, drinking, smoking, and other habits."

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Anonymous

anonymous-1
"The first stage of Freud's theory of psychosexual development is the oral stage. During this time, a child's libido is centered on the mouth, so activities such as eating, sucking, and drinking are important. As an adult, if an oral fixation occurs, an adult's libidinal energy will remain focused on this stage, which might result in problems such as nail-biting, drinking, smoking, and other habits."
Maggie Young

Binge and Cleanse Sex

"I've always had a very binge and then cleanse approach to casual sex for that very reason. We long for an intimate connection, but that longing makes us feel vulnerable. Therefore, we guard our hearts for self-preservation, which barricades that intimacy we are longing for."

Maggie Young
Author, Just Another Number

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Maggie Young
Author, Just Another Number

Maggie Young
"I've always had a very binge and then cleanse approach to casual sex for that very reason. We long for an intimate connection, but that longing makes us feel vulnerable. Therefore, we guard our hearts for self-preservation, which barricades that intimacy we are longing for."
adele

Why Lose Weight?

"I would lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't."

Adele

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Adele

adele
"I would lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't."
alex trebek

Say it isn’t so!!

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older and I shouldn't admit this, there are other things that become more important in your daily life.

Alex Trebek
30+ years as Game Show Host

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Alex Trebek
30+ years as Game Show Host

alex trebek
Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older and I shouldn't admit this, there are other things that become more important in your daily life.
aldous huxley

No, I don’t believe it!

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

Aldous Husley
Writer

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Aldous Husley
Writer

aldous huxley
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

“Love may blind you, but lust will cripple you.”

Matshona Dhliwayo
Philosopher and Author, The Little Book of Inspiration

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Matshona Dhliwayo
Philosopher and Author, The Little Book of Inspiration

“Love may blind you, but lust will cripple you.”
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Sexual Love

Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.

Amy Lowell
American Poet

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American Poet

amy lowell
Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.
russell brand

The intrigue of new sex

"I was having sex with different women three, four, five times a day. It was bacchanalian . In Ireland, nine in one evening. When you have sex that often, by a law of averages you're likely to have boring sex. But also, you do encounter a lot of intrigue, you learn about people's behaviour very quickly ..."

Russell Brand

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Russell Brand

russell brand
"I was having sex with different women three, four, five times a day. It was bacchanalian . In Ireland, nine in one evening. When you have sex that often, by a law of averages you're likely to have boring sex. But also, you do encounter a lot of intrigue, you learn about people's behaviour very quickly ..."
Alejandra Pizarnik

Look in the Mirror

Because no one has more thirst for earth, for blood, and for ferocious sexuality than the creatures who inhabit cold mirrors

[This one was confusing to me.  But I found a reference for it:  "reflective surfaces show us truths".  In other words, every person who can see themselves in the mirror have the thirsts!]

Alejandra Pizarnik
An "unusual" Poet

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Alejandra Pizarnik
An "unusual" Poet

Alejandra Pizarnik
Because no one has more thirst for earth, for blood, and for ferocious sexuality than the creatures who inhabit cold mirrors [This one was confusing to me.  But I found a reference for it:  "reflective surfaces show us truths".  In other words, every person who can see themselves in the mirror have the thirsts!]
kanye west

Super Mario – Penis Edition

Super Mario Bros.: The Penis Remix in the seventh grade:

"My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old."

Kanye West

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Kanye West

kanye west
Super Mario Bros.: The Penis Remix in the seventh grade: "My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old."
deepak chopra

Sex & Emotions

"Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions."

Deepak Chopra
Author, New-Age

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Deepak Chopra
Author, New-Age

deepak chopra
"Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions."
billy crystal

What Men Need

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Billy Crystal

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Billy Crystal

billy crystal
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Khloe Kardashian

Catholic School

"I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don't have sex, but would never explain anything."

Khloe Kardashian

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Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian
"I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don't have sex, but would never explain anything."
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Sex is Great

"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."

David Duchovny

 

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David Duchovny

 

david duchovny
"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."
roberto hogue

Lost in the Feeling

“What a gift we’ve been given to feel such a conflicting intensity of pleasure! All at once, we feel invigorated during a massive release of built up intention and anxiety. Both lovers hidden in our own little pockets of private pleasure, and quite possibly the most visible we can ever be in our lives.”

Roberto Hogue
Author, Real Secrets of Sex

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Roberto Hogue
Author, Real Secrets of Sex

roberto hogue
“What a gift we’ve been given to feel such a conflicting intensity of pleasure! All at once, we feel invigorated during a massive release of built up intention and anxiety. Both lovers hidden in our own little pockets of private pleasure, and quite possibly the most visible we can ever be in our lives.”
alan watts

Even animals ….

The world is filled with love-play, from animal lust to sublime compassion.

Alan Watts
Writer, Speaker & Entertainer

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Alan Watts
Writer, Speaker & Entertainer

alan watts
The world is filled with love-play, from animal lust to sublime compassion.
Bernard Branson

Rejection is an opportunity. Really??

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

[Rejection is an opportunity to rediscover, reevaluate, and explore different paths, yourself, and this time better. Rejection is inevitable. It comes to everyone. So, do not stop, do not look back, do not take it to a heart, and keep moving forward.  I'm not sure any teen boys would agree with this reasoning].

Bernard Branson
Author - 24 books!

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Bernard Branson
Author - 24 books!

Bernard Branson
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection. [Rejection is an opportunity to rediscover, reevaluate, and explore different paths, yourself, and this time better. Rejection is inevitable. It comes to everyone. So, do not stop, do not look back, do not take it to a heart, and keep moving forward.  I'm not sure any teen boys would agree with this reasoning].
Andy Warhol

Porn Expectations?

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Andy Warhol
Visual artist, producer, director

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Andy Warhol
Visual artist, producer, director

Andy Warhol
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
julianne Hough

No Permission

“We’re both so open. We never ask each other for permission because that means somebody has power over one another. There was definitely something he misquoted on one of his podcast episodes, though. I was like, ‘Let me clear that up.’ He likes to suck on my toes, I don’t like it!”

Julianne Hough

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Julianne Hough

julianne Hough
“We’re both so open. We never ask each other for permission because that means somebody has power over one another. There was definitely something he misquoted on one of his podcast episodes, though. I was like, ‘Let me clear that up.’ He likes to suck on my toes, I don’t like it!”
roberto hogue

“Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn’t believe in cunnilingus...”

Roberto Hogue
Author, Real Secrets of Sex

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Roberto Hogue
Author, Real Secrets of Sex

roberto hogue
“Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn’t believe in cunnilingus...”
woody allen

Sex is the Answer

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

Woody Allen

 

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Woody Allen

 

woody allen
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
Andy Warhol

Sexually Frustrated??

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

[Adding these quotes can be enlightening.  Andy Warhol was allegedly a master of fellatio, but horrible in bed, something that multiple lovers publicly admitted.  Although he had severe problems with intimacy, he was still getting sex as he had multiple doctor visits for anal related problems!  I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW:  "In 1968 Warhol survived an assassination attempt by radical feminist writer Valerie Solanas, leaving him with deep scars from the bullet wounds"].

Andy Warhol
Trendsetter who coined the "15 minutes of fame" idea

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Andy Warhol
Trendsetter who coined the "15 minutes of fame" idea

Andy Warhol
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. [Adding these quotes can be enlightening.  Andy Warhol was allegedly a master of fellatio, but horrible in bed, something that multiple lovers publicly admitted.  Although he had severe problems with intimacy, he was still getting sex as he had multiple doctor visits for anal related problems!  I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW:  "In 1968 Warhol survived an assassination attempt by radical feminist writer Valerie Solanas, leaving him with deep scars from the bullet wounds"].
wiss augustine

Losing Control

“As he seemed to be losing control, Hope licked the palm of her left hand, slid it into his already unbuttoned pants, and reached for his soul.”

Wiss Auguste
Author, The Illusions of Hope

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Wiss Auguste
Author, The Illusions of Hope

wiss augustine
“As he seemed to be losing control, Hope licked the palm of her left hand, slid it into his already unbuttoned pants, and reached for his soul.”
hugh hefner

The Driving Force

"Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy."

Hugh M Hefner

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Hugh M Hefner

hugh hefner
"Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy."
olivia munn

The Truth Hurts

“I have this one boyfriend, in particular, that was just the worst, the worst at just having sex. In fact, he went down on me twice during the years we were together, and I asked him once and said, ‘Why don’t you ever go down? By the way, I don’t want you to. But I’m just wondering why because I feel like most guys I can’t get out of my vagina ... "

Olivia Munn

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Olivia Munn

olivia munn
“I have this one boyfriend, in particular, that was just the worst, the worst at just having sex. In fact, he went down on me twice during the years we were together, and I asked him once and said, ‘Why don’t you ever go down? By the way, I don’t want you to. But I’m just wondering why because I feel like most guys I can’t get out of my vagina ... "
Amy Schumer

A Sex Comic?

"I think that I get labeled a sex comic just because I'm a woman. Like, a guy could get up here and literally pull his dick out and people would be like, 'He's a thinker'."

Amy Schumer

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Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer
"I think that I get labeled a sex comic just because I'm a woman. Like, a guy could get up here and literally pull his dick out and people would be like, 'He's a thinker'."
ricky martin

TMI

"I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different."

Ricky Martin

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Ricky Martin

ricky martin
"I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different."
Anton Chekhov

Friends? FB? FWB?

A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquaintance, next a mistress, and only then a friend.

[Meaning?  Men and women can't become actual "friends" until they have had sex.  I guess Steve Harvey would agree when he said " men are "incapable" of being just friends with women".]

Anton Chekhov
Playwright and short-story writer who is considered to be one of the greatest writers of all time.

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Anton Chekhov
Playwright and short-story writer who is considered to be one of the greatest writers of all time.

Anton Chekhov
A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquaintance, next a mistress, and only then a friend. [Meaning?  Men and women can't become actual "friends" until they have had sex.  I guess Steve Harvey would agree when he said " men are "incapable" of being just friends with women".]
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