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Bone Yard Snake Oil Cum Hybrid Lubricant 2.3 fluid ounces with Aloe Vera and vitamin C. Boneyard Snake Oil Cum Lube is a cum inspired hybrid blend that is so slick, realistic, and creamy, you will never know it is not the real thing. Snake Oil is an enduring formula, so be ready for some long and steamy sessions. Friendly with sheets, latex condoms, adult toys, and gear, this long lasting formula feels like a silicone, but cleans up like a water based lube. Bone for life.
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And That is Bad, Why?
"The first stage of Freud's theory of psychosexual development is the oral stage. During this time, a child's libido is centered on the mouth, so activities such as eating, sucking, and drinking are important. As an adult, if an oral fixation occurs, an adult's libidinal energy will remain focused on this stage, which might result in problems such as nail-biting, drinking, smoking, and other habits."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:21:30-06:00 "The first stage of Freud's theory of psychosexual development is the oral stage. During this time, a child's libido is centered on the mouth, so activities such as eating, sucking, and drinking are important. As an adult, if an oral fixation occurs, an adult's libidinal energy will remain focused on this stage, which might result in problems such as nail-biting, drinking, smoking, and other habits." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/and-that-is-bad-why/
Why Lose Weight?
"I would lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:50:24-06:00 "I would lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/why-lose-weight/
No Permission
“We’re both so open. We never ask each other for permission because that means somebody has power over one another. There was definitely something he misquoted on one of his podcast episodes, though. I was like, ‘Let me clear that up.’ He likes to suck on my toes, I don’t like it!”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:48:15-06:00 “We’re both so open. We never ask each other for permission because that means somebody has power over one another. There was definitely something he misquoted on one of his podcast episodes, though. I was like, ‘Let me clear that up.’ He likes to suck on my toes, I don’t like it!” https://loveworks.com/testimonials/11641/
Lost in the Feeling
“What a gift we’ve been given to feel such a conflicting intensity of pleasure! All at once, we feel invigorated during a massive release of built up intention and anxiety. Both lovers hidden in our own little pockets of private pleasure, and quite possibly the most visible we can ever be in our lives.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:55:06-06:00 “What a gift we’ve been given to feel such a conflicting intensity of pleasure! All at once, we feel invigorated during a massive release of built up intention and anxiety. Both lovers hidden in our own little pockets of private pleasure, and quite possibly the most visible we can ever be in our lives.”
Author, Real Secrets of Sex https://loveworks.com/testimonials/lost-in-the-feeling/
Look in the Mirror
Because no one has more thirst for earth, for blood, and for ferocious sexuality than the creatures who inhabit cold mirrors
[This one was confusing to me. But I found a reference for it: "reflective surfaces show us truths". In other words, every person who can see themselves in the mirror have the thirsts!]
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T02:43:47-06:00 Because no one has more thirst for earth, for blood, and for ferocious sexuality than the creatures who inhabit cold mirrors [This one was confusing to me. But I found a reference for it: "reflective surfaces show us truths". In other words, every person who can see themselves in the mirror have the thirsts!]
An "unusual" Poet https://loveworks.com/testimonials/look-in-the-mirror/
Terrified First Time
"We've all lived through that moment where we had sex for the first time. You're terrified, so the idea of a guy so scared he let it get past him is relatable to us."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:32:56-06:00 "We've all lived through that moment where we had sex for the first time. You're terrified, so the idea of a guy so scared he let it get past him is relatable to us."
Comedian https://loveworks.com/testimonials/terrified-first-time/
Sex is Learned
"In my own personal limited sexual experience, I've found that there are guys doing things where you go 'there's no way that that is your own personal instinct. You have learned that from somewhere' and it wasn't, you know, a birds and bees conversation with your mom, and it also wasn't taught to you by a high school girl you met in Michigan."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:57:09-06:00 "In my own personal limited sexual experience, I've found that there are guys doing things where you go 'there's no way that that is your own personal instinct. You have learned that from somewhere' and it wasn't, you know, a birds and bees conversation with your mom, and it also wasn't taught to you by a high school girl you met in Michigan." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-is-learned/
Anyone want to guess the intended meaning?
She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T02:54:55-06:00 She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.
Author https://loveworks.com/testimonials/anyone-want-to-guess-the-intended-meaning/
Attracted to Men & Women
"I’m gay, men captivate me, but I like to enjoy sex in total liberty, which is why I am open to having sex with a woman if I felt the desire to, although I would not consider starting a sentimental relationship with her. In that way I’m all about men. I know I’m attractive to both men and women and I don’t believe in sexual labels, we are simply human beings with emotional and sexual needs"
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T17:23:44-06:00 "I’m gay, men captivate me, but I like to enjoy sex in total liberty, which is why I am open to having sex with a woman if I felt the desire to, although I would not consider starting a sentimental relationship with her. In that way I’m all about men. I know I’m attractive to both men and women and I don’t believe in sexual labels, we are simply human beings with emotional and sexual needs" https://loveworks.com/testimonials/attracted-to-men-women/
Monkhood vs Marriage
“When I got divorced, I considered becoming a monk,” he purportedly said. “When you’re a monk, you’re not allowed to have sex with anyone. When you’re married, it’s one person. That’s one more than a monk. It’s not that different."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T15:32:57-06:00 “When I got divorced, I considered becoming a monk,” he purportedly said. “When you’re a monk, you’re not allowed to have sex with anyone. When you’re married, it’s one person. That’s one more than a monk. It’s not that different." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/monkhood-vs-marriage/
A Little Death
And this is what sex provides for me - a breathing space, when you're outside of yourself and your own head. Especially in the actual moment of climax, where you literally go, "Ah, there's that, then. I've unwound. I've let go." Not without good reason do the French describe an orgasm as a "little death". That's exactly what it is for me (in a good way, obviously) - a little moment away, a holiday from my head.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T15:22:29-06:00 And this is what sex provides for me - a breathing space, when you're outside of yourself and your own head. Especially in the actual moment of climax, where you literally go, "Ah, there's that, then. I've unwound. I've let go." Not without good reason do the French describe an orgasm as a "little death". That's exactly what it is for me (in a good way, obviously) - a little moment away, a holiday from my head. https://loveworks.com/testimonials/a-little-death/
There is Nothing Wrong!
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks at it, all he sees is heaven. Trust me, he's not worried about whether your lips are symmetrical. He's just counting his lucky stars to see you naked. It's very difficult for a man to understand why a woman would be so self-conscious about her hooha.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:56:34-06:00 “You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks at it, all he sees is heaven. Trust me, he's not worried about whether your lips are symmetrical. He's just counting his lucky stars to see you naked. It's very difficult for a man to understand why a woman would be so self-conscious about her hooha.”
Author, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps https://loveworks.com/testimonials/there-is-nothing-wrong/
Behind Closed Doors
“If a girl wants to sell her body, so be it. None of my business. Don't athletes sell their bodies, too? People can do behind closed doors whatever they want, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:36:35-06:00 “If a girl wants to sell her body, so be it. None of my business. Don't athletes sell their bodies, too? People can do behind closed doors whatever they want, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.”
Author, Bad Choices Make Good Stories https://loveworks.com/testimonials/behind-closed-doors/
Kissing – Better than Sex
"Kissing -- and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing -- is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:09:12-06:00 "Kissing -- and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing -- is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/kissing-better-than-sex/
Paying for Sex
"Paying for sex is like making your cat dance on its' back legs - you know it's wrong, but you like to pretend they're enjoying it as well."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T15:28:56-06:00 "Paying for sex is like making your cat dance on its' back legs - you know it's wrong, but you like to pretend they're enjoying it as well." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/paying-for-sex/
The Driving Force
"Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:16:07-06:00 "Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/the-driving-force/
To Protect Men
“Prostitution isn't illegal to protect women. Prostitutes would be much safer if it was legal. It's illegal to protect men. Men are addicted to sex. Sex is like heroin to men. If all women were allowed to charge admission to their pussy, they would have total control over men and it would cause a giant wealth transfer. Men would go broke and women would end up with all the money and power.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:49:57-06:00 “Prostitution isn't illegal to protect women. Prostitutes would be much safer if it was legal. It's illegal to protect men. Men are addicted to sex. Sex is like heroin to men. If all women were allowed to charge admission to their pussy, they would have total control over men and it would cause a giant wealth transfer. Men would go broke and women would end up with all the money and power.”
Author, Inside The Mind of an Introvert https://loveworks.com/testimonials/to-protect-men/
The intrigue of new sex
"I was having sex with different women three, four, five times a day. It was bacchanalian . In Ireland, nine in one evening. When you have sex that often, by a law of averages you're likely to have boring sex. But also, you do encounter a lot of intrigue, you learn about people's behaviour very quickly ..."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T15:37:49-06:00 "I was having sex with different women three, four, five times a day. It was bacchanalian . In Ireland, nine in one evening. When you have sex that often, by a law of averages you're likely to have boring sex. But also, you do encounter a lot of intrigue, you learn about people's behaviour very quickly ..." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/11624/
The Truth Hurts
“I have this one boyfriend, in particular, that was just the worst, the worst at just having sex. In fact, he went down on me twice during the years we were together, and I asked him once and said, ‘Why don’t you ever go down? By the way, I don’t want you to. But I’m just wondering why because I feel like most guys I can’t get out of my vagina ... "
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T17:06:47-06:00 “I have this one boyfriend, in particular, that was just the worst, the worst at just having sex. In fact, he went down on me twice during the years we were together, and I asked him once and said, ‘Why don’t you ever go down? By the way, I don’t want you to. But I’m just wondering why because I feel like most guys I can’t get out of my vagina ... " https://loveworks.com/testimonials/the-truth-hurts/
Porn Expectations?
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T03:08:03-06:00 Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Visual artist, producer, director https://loveworks.com/testimonials/porn-expectations/
Sexually Frustrated??
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
[Adding these quotes can be enlightening. Andy Warhol was allegedly a master of fellatio, but horrible in bed, something that multiple lovers publicly admitted. Although he had severe problems with intimacy, he was still getting sex as he had multiple doctor visits for anal related problems! I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW: "In 1968 Warhol survived an assassination attempt by radical feminist writer Valerie Solanas, leaving him with deep scars from the bullet wounds"].
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T03:09:56-06:00 Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. [Adding these quotes can be enlightening. Andy Warhol was allegedly a master of fellatio, but horrible in bed, something that multiple lovers publicly admitted. Although he had severe problems with intimacy, he was still getting sex as he had multiple doctor visits for anal related problems! I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW: "In 1968 Warhol survived an assassination attempt by radical feminist writer Valerie Solanas, leaving him with deep scars from the bullet wounds"].
Trendsetter who coined the "15 minutes of fame" idea https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sexually-frustrated/
Clinton Lied
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:54:00-06:00 "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
First Lady https://loveworks.com/testimonials/clinton-lied/
The Things We Say
“I went to the doctor and asked the doctor, ‘Is it me? Check me first. Okay, I’m good? What’s up with my girlfriend’s coochie?,’ ” he says. “It’s ridiculous!”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:09:58-06:00 “I went to the doctor and asked the doctor, ‘Is it me? Check me first. Okay, I’m good? What’s up with my girlfriend’s coochie?,’ ” he says. “It’s ridiculous!” https://loveworks.com/testimonials/the-things-we-say/
Rejection is an opportunity. Really??
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
[Rejection is an opportunity to rediscover, reevaluate, and explore different paths, yourself, and this time better. Rejection is inevitable. It comes to everyone. So, do not stop, do not look back, do not take it to a heart, and keep moving forward. I'm not sure any teen boys would agree with this reasoning].
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T03:32:48-06:00 Rejection is an opportunity for your selection. [Rejection is an opportunity to rediscover, reevaluate, and explore different paths, yourself, and this time better. Rejection is inevitable. It comes to everyone. So, do not stop, do not look back, do not take it to a heart, and keep moving forward. I'm not sure any teen boys would agree with this reasoning].
Author - 24 books! https://loveworks.com/testimonials/rejection-is-an-opportunity-really/
It is a Perversion
Chastity—the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T02:39:27-06:00 Chastity—the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.
Writer https://loveworks.com/testimonials/it-is-a-perversion/
Bottled Orgasms
“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-02T21:54:36-06:00 “When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.”
Author, Bound to Accept https://loveworks.com/testimonials/6607/
Unnatural Act
"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:43:36-06:00 "The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform."
Sex Researcher https://loveworks.com/testimonials/unnatural-act/
Sex is the Answer
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T13:56:58-06:00 "I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-is-the-answer/
Sex – the Best High
"Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:06:01-06:00 "Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-the-best-high/
Sex & Power
"Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:05:17-06:00 "Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power."
Possibly one of the oldest known Bisexuals (1895)
Imprisoned for Homsexual Acts https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-power/
Sex and BBQ Sauce
“Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:48:34-06:00 “Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.”
Author, Inside The Mind of an Introvert https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-and-bbq-sauce/
Like My Body
"I never really felt sexy with guys before. No one expressed how they liked my body out loud in the bedroom until I met Daryl. He is obsessed with it — every inch ... He’s a champion, so we’re in heaven."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:54:09-06:00 "I never really felt sexy with guys before. No one expressed how they liked my body out loud in the bedroom until I met Daryl. He is obsessed with it — every inch ... He’s a champion, so we’re in heaven." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/like-my-body/
Friends? FB? FWB?
A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquaintance, next a mistress, and only then a friend.
[Meaning? Men and women can't become actual "friends" until they have had sex. I guess Steve Harvey would agree when he said " men are "incapable" of being just friends with women".]
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T03:20:12-06:00 A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquaintance, next a mistress, and only then a friend. [Meaning? Men and women can't become actual "friends" until they have had sex. I guess Steve Harvey would agree when he said " men are "incapable" of being just friends with women".]
Playwright and short-story writer who is considered to be one of the greatest writers of all time. https://loveworks.com/testimonials/friends-fb-fwb/
“Love may blind you, but lust will cripple you.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:44:44-06:00 “Love may blind you, but lust will cripple you.”
Philosopher and Author, The Little Book of Inspiration https://loveworks.com/testimonials/6620/
Men Need Sex
“We men really, really, really like sex. We like sex so much, many of us are willing to risk getting in serious trouble to get it. That's why laws against rape haven't stopped rape, and why laws against prostitution haven't stopped prostitution, and why men who cheat on their wives would continue to cheat even if it was illegal ... "
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:38:42-06:00 “We men really, really, really like sex. We like sex so much, many of us are willing to risk getting in serious trouble to get it. That's why laws against rape haven't stopped rape, and why laws against prostitution haven't stopped prostitution, and why men who cheat on their wives would continue to cheat even if it was illegal ... "
Author, Why Men and Women Can't Be Friends https://loveworks.com/testimonials/men-need-sex/
Masturbation Happiness
"You know what, I really try hard not to think about masturbating too much. I had a moment there where I really did, I could not get out of bed one day because I was just, it was a constant thing. That was an exhausting day. It was like, I didn't even want to eat food because that was my food for the day. It was exhausting and it was scary because it consumed my entire day and I try very hard not to have any triggers around me where I would feel like I need to masturbate today."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:33:25-06:00 "You know what, I really try hard not to think about masturbating too much. I had a moment there where I really did, I could not get out of bed one day because I was just, it was a constant thing. That was an exhausting day. It was like, I didn't even want to eat food because that was my food for the day. It was exhausting and it was scary because it consumed my entire day and I try very hard not to have any triggers around me where I would feel like I need to masturbate today."
Playboy Playmate https://loveworks.com/testimonials/masturbation-happiness/
Sex and Barter
“In my early twenties, I treated sex like a bartering system, trading giving for receiving, feeling victorious when I’d received more pleasure, and swindled when I’d given more. As I matured, sex became a bond that was only gratifying when both parties were equally satisfied.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T12:26:15-06:00 “In my early twenties, I treated sex like a bartering system, trading giving for receiving, feeling victorious when I’d received more pleasure, and swindled when I’d given more. As I matured, sex became a bond that was only gratifying when both parties were equally satisfied.”
Author, Just Another Number https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-and-barter/
Cook on Low Heat
"Man ... heats up like a light bulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T17:58:55-06:00 "Man ... heats up like a light bulb: red hot in the twinkling of an eye and cold again in a flash. The female, on the other hand...heats up like an iron. Slowly, over a low heat, like tasty stew. But then, once she has heated up, there's no stopping her.” https://loveworks.com/testimonials/cook-on-low-heat/
I Crave Sexual Gratification
"I always insisted that I simply had a high sex drive. The reality is, I have no idea how many men I’ve slept with since I first became sexually active at the age of seventeen. I do know that the number is high, well beyond what most people would consider average. I almost constantly craved sexual gratification. It didn’t matter how. It could be with my partner, a total stranger, or with my right hand; I always needed it. It wasn’t unheard of for me to reach orgasm four or more times a day, particularly in my late teens and early twenties."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:25:19-06:00 "I always insisted that I simply had a high sex drive. The reality is, I have no idea how many men I’ve slept with since I first became sexually active at the age of seventeen. I do know that the number is high, well beyond what most people would consider average. I almost constantly craved sexual gratification. It didn’t matter how. It could be with my partner, a total stranger, or with my right hand; I always needed it. It wasn’t unheard of for me to reach orgasm four or more times a day, particularly in my late teens and early twenties." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/11636/
Sex is Great. Repeat.
“What I live by is that if everything is perfect 24/7, sex would eventually get boring. We like the mad sex, the attitude sex, the passionate sex — this is what it’s for."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:51:37-06:00 “What I live by is that if everything is perfect 24/7, sex would eventually get boring. We like the mad sex, the attitude sex, the passionate sex — this is what it’s for." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/11643/
Pandora’s Box
I had a feeling that Pandora's box contained the mysteries of woman's sensuality, so different from a man's and for which man's language was so inadequate. The language of sex had yet to be invented. The language of the senses was yet to be explored.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T03:03:58-06:00 I had a feeling that Pandora's box contained the mysteries of woman's sensuality, so different from a man's and for which man's language was so inadequate. The language of sex had yet to be invented. The language of the senses was yet to be explored.
Diarist, essayist, novelist, and writer of short stories and erotica
https://loveworks.com/testimonials/pandoras-box/
Super Mario – Penis Edition
Super Mario Bros.: The Penis Remix in the seventh grade:
"My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T15:15:20-06:00 Super Mario Bros.: The Penis Remix in the seventh grade: "My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/super-mario-penis-edition/
Simulation of Sex
"Simulation of sex is a real workout. We must have done a hundred takes. There was an oxygen tank at one point."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T13:53:41-06:00 "Simulation of sex is a real workout. We must have done a hundred takes. There was an oxygen tank at one point."
Actress https://loveworks.com/testimonials/simulation-of-sex/
Sexual Love
Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T03:02:25-06:00 Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.
American Poet https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sexual-love/
No, I don’t believe it!
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T02:41:21-06:00 An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Writer https://loveworks.com/testimonials/no-i-dont-believe-it/
Before Her Time
"I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T15:09:44-06:00 "I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it."
aka Mary Isabel Catherine Bernadette O’Brien
Came out as Bisexual in 1970 - and destroyed her career
The Lana Sisters https://loveworks.com/testimonials/11613/
Sex for Fun
"Sex is recreational for me, as well as a way of accruing status and validation (even before I attained the unique accolade of "Shagger of the Year" from the Sun. We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. "
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T15:39:46-06:00 "Sex is recreational for me, as well as a way of accruing status and validation (even before I attained the unique accolade of "Shagger of the Year" from the Sun. We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. " https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-for-fun/
Sex Is Why We Advance
Sexually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilization and the rest, while sexually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T02:34:10-06:00 Sexually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilization and the rest, while sexually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.
Author https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-is-why-we-advance/
What Men Need
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:36:25-06:00 "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/what-men-need/
Even animals ….
The world is filled with love-play, from animal lust to sublime compassion.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T02:37:08-06:00 The world is filled with love-play, from animal lust to sublime compassion.
Writer, Speaker & Entertainer https://loveworks.com/testimonials/even-animals/
Loyalty or Love?
“In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than love.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T12:04:35-06:00 “In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than love.”
Author, Wealth of Words https://loveworks.com/testimonials/loyalty-or-love/
What is Sex Appeal?
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don 't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T03:24:36-06:00 There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don 't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Actress & Humanitarian https://loveworks.com/testimonials/what-is-sex-appeal/
Being In You …
“Being with you is great, but being in you is much more interesting and alluring!”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:59:29-06:00 “Being with you is great, but being in you is much more interesting and alluring!” https://loveworks.com/testimonials/being-in-you/
If Only People Really Shared
"I have more of a vibrator-buying problem.” I have all these things to tie me up…I love being tied up. I’ve been tied up every which way ... Just make it rough…I like my hair pulled. I like being called names.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T17:47:41-06:00 "I have more of a vibrator-buying problem.” I have all these things to tie me up…I love being tied up. I’ve been tied up every which way ... Just make it rough…I like my hair pulled. I like being called names.” https://loveworks.com/testimonials/if-only-people-really-shared/
Say it isn’t so!!
Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older and I shouldn't admit this, there are other things that become more important in your daily life.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T02:52:34-06:00 Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older and I shouldn't admit this, there are other things that become more important in your daily life.
30+ years as Game Show Host https://loveworks.com/testimonials/say-it-isnt-so/
Nice to Know
"Perhaps it's not ladylike, but I've never laughed more, read more or come more than with Ben [Foster]."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:57:05-06:00 "Perhaps it's not ladylike, but I've never laughed more, read more or come more than with Ben [Foster]."
https://loveworks.com/testimonials/nice-to-know/
Losing Control
“As he seemed to be losing control, Hope licked the palm of her left hand, slid it into his already unbuttoned pants, and reached for his soul.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:51:54-06:00 “As he seemed to be losing control, Hope licked the palm of her left hand, slid it into his already unbuttoned pants, and reached for his soul.”
Author, The Illusions of Hope https://loveworks.com/testimonials/losing-control/
“Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn’t believe in cunnilingus...”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T12:00:39-06:00 “Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn’t believe in cunnilingus...”
Author, Real Secrets of Sex https://loveworks.com/testimonials/6633/
He Was In Control
“He was responsible for my peaks and valleys, the pulsating waves and earth-shattering releases. It didn’t matter if I was bound or not, whether we fucked or made love, he was in control. The reality was he was always in control.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T12:03:04-06:00 “He was responsible for my peaks and valleys, the pulsating waves and earth-shattering releases. It didn’t matter if I was bound or not, whether we fucked or made love, he was in control. The reality was he was always in control.”
Author, The Sanctuary https://loveworks.com/testimonials/he-was-in-control/
Love & Sex
“Women use sex to get love. Men use love to get sex.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:41:59-06:00 “Women use sex to get love. Men use love to get sex.”
Author, Why Men and Women Can't Be Friends https://loveworks.com/testimonials/love-sex/
Many People Would Agree
"... promiscuity and unaccountability is a positive, loving thing for homosexuals. It’s good for the world."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T17:27:11-06:00 "... promiscuity and unaccountability is a positive, loving thing for homosexuals. It’s good for the world." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/many-people-would-agree/
Sex and 90
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T15:02:52-06:00 "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-and-90/
I have plans for you …
“I’m not going to deny that I want to fuck you. I can’t promise a future or that I’ll be some sniveling boyfriend who pines away after you once I go back to L.A. But I will say that I have plans for you if you say yes."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:32:44-06:00 “I’m not going to deny that I want to fuck you. I can’t promise a future or that I’ll be some sniveling boyfriend who pines away after you once I go back to L.A. But I will say that I have plans for you if you say yes."
Author, SIR https://loveworks.com/testimonials/i-have-plans-for-you/
Married Sex
Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T02:22:34-06:00 Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
American Pornographer, Screw Magazine https://loveworks.com/testimonials/married-sex/
Sex & Emotions
"Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:59:49-06:00 "Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions."
Author, New-Age https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-emotions/
Binge and Cleanse Sex
"I've always had a very binge and then cleanse approach to casual sex for that very reason. We long for an intimate connection, but that longing makes us feel vulnerable. Therefore, we guard our hearts for self-preservation, which barricades that intimacy we are longing for."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T12:34:50-06:00 "I've always had a very binge and then cleanse approach to casual sex for that very reason. We long for an intimate connection, but that longing makes us feel vulnerable. Therefore, we guard our hearts for self-preservation, which barricades that intimacy we are longing for."
Author, Just Another Number https://loveworks.com/testimonials/binge-and-cleanse-sex/
Poor Sex Life
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:41:40-06:00 "I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/poor-sex-life/
Clinton was my kind of dog.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
[Gotta disagree: I've known many guys who forgot, mostly on purpose!]
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T03:28:51-06:00 Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. [Gotta disagree: I've known many guys who forgot, mostly on purpose!]
Activist and Former Fist Lady https://loveworks.com/testimonials/clinton-was-my-kind-of-dog/
Can’t Fight the Craving
“For us men, sex is the most important thing in the world. Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't just like it, they crave it. That's why vampire stories always have strong sexual undercurrents. A vampire's hunger is simply a metaphor for a man's lust.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:40:39-06:00 “For us men, sex is the most important thing in the world. Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood. They don't just like it, they crave it. That's why vampire stories always have strong sexual undercurrents. A vampire's hunger is simply a metaphor for a man's lust.”
Author, Why Men and Women Can't Be Friends https://loveworks.com/testimonials/cant-fight-the-craving/
Too Much Sex
"I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me. I'm not saying I don't like it. But I don't think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. because they have to have some innocence; there's just no innocence left."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:02:31-06:00 "I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me. I'm not saying I don't like it. But I don't think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. because they have to have some innocence; there's just no innocence left." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/too-much-sex/
Dick on Delivery
“I quickly found the dating/hookup app to be a dangerous addition to my iPhone. A friend recommended it after shit hit the fan with my boyfriend. With enough breakups under my belt, I knew that the healthiest remedy was a solid rebound fuck or two. Tinder made it easy- too easy. Suddenly, I could sit in traffic, on the toilet, or in line at the DMV and carelessly swipe, swipe, swipe my way to dick-on-delivery. Tinder selections are based on proximity via smart phones, so there are tons of tourists, travelers, and young professionals on business trips swiping through new hunting grounds. Its loose, easy-come-easy-go method made hookups as convenient as picking up lunch. Tinder’s nonchalance went both ways. We had nothing to lose.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T12:30:43-06:00 “I quickly found the dating/hookup app to be a dangerous addition to my iPhone. A friend recommended it after shit hit the fan with my boyfriend. With enough breakups under my belt, I knew that the healthiest remedy was a solid rebound fuck or two. Tinder made it easy- too easy. Suddenly, I could sit in traffic, on the toilet, or in line at the DMV and carelessly swipe, swipe, swipe my way to dick-on-delivery. Tinder selections are based on proximity via smart phones, so there are tons of tourists, travelers, and young professionals on business trips swiping through new hunting grounds. Its loose, easy-come-easy-go method made hookups as convenient as picking up lunch. Tinder’s nonchalance went both ways. We had nothing to lose.”
Author, Just Another Number https://loveworks.com/testimonials/dick-on-delivery/
Exploding Adolescense
“Adolescence is never graceful or beautiful. Our first steps are wobbly, full of stumbles and spills. Our first words are mispronounced and barely comprehendible. Our first kisses are sloppy and wet. The process of breaking sexual thresholds is far from sexy. It will be a long time until being a penetrator outgrows the feel of a grade school science experiment where I fill my paper mache volcano with vinegar and baking soda, giggling and high-fiving my lab partner once it explodes.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T12:24:41-06:00 “Adolescence is never graceful or beautiful. Our first steps are wobbly, full of stumbles and spills. Our first words are mispronounced and barely comprehendible. Our first kisses are sloppy and wet. The process of breaking sexual thresholds is far from sexy. It will be a long time until being a penetrator outgrows the feel of a grade school science experiment where I fill my paper mache volcano with vinegar and baking soda, giggling and high-fiving my lab partner once it explodes.”
Author, Just Another Number https://loveworks.com/testimonials/exploding-adolescense/
Ouch.
"He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:44:37-06:00 "He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."
Ex-wife of Eminem https://loveworks.com/testimonials/ouch/
Catholic School
"I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don't have sex, but would never explain anything."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T17:56:39-06:00 "I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don't have sex, but would never explain anything." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/catholic-school/
A Sex Comic?
"I think that I get labeled a sex comic just because I'm a woman. Like, a guy could get up here and literally pull his dick out and people would be like, 'He's a thinker'."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:11:45-06:00 "I think that I get labeled a sex comic just because I'm a woman. Like, a guy could get up here and literally pull his dick out and people would be like, 'He's a thinker'." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/a-sex-comic/
At one point, about five years ago, I had a harem of about 10 women, whom I would rotate in addition to one-night stands and random casual encounters. But shagging - incessant as it was - no longer seemed to have the required calming effect. I was on the brink of becoming sufficiently well known for my carnal overindulgences - with lapdancers and prostitutes, to say nothing of all the women who didn't sell sex for a living - to cause me professional difficulties. There's nothing especially peculiar or odd about my erotic predilections. It's the scale of my sexual endeavours that causes the problems, not the nature of them. I just like girls, all different ones, in an unsophisticated, unevolved way, ... "
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TMI
"I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T17:20:14-06:00 "I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/tmi/
Sex and Cookies
"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T14:30:33-06:00 "Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-and-cookies/
Surprising Sex Addiction
"My sort of addictions jump, they jump around," she says in the episode. "When I was younger, I definitely think I had a sex addiction of some kind, yes, that everything could be fixed by sex."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T15:19:07-06:00 "My sort of addictions jump, they jump around," she says in the episode. "When I was younger, I definitely think I had a sex addiction of some kind, yes, that everything could be fixed by sex." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/surprising-sex-addiction/
Be Careful What You Ask
“A woman on an online dating site asked if I'd ever had an STD. I told her my high school prom date was named 'Chlamydia.”
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-05-03T11:47:10-06:00 “A woman on an online dating site asked if I'd ever had an STD. I told her my high school prom date was named 'Chlamydia.”
Author, Horse Latitudes https://loveworks.com/testimonials/be-careful-what-you-ask/
Sex is Great
"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T13:59:16-06:00 "Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/sex-is-great/
Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2023-05-07T03:06:26-06:00 Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
Poet https://loveworks.com/testimonials/58292/
Football Sex
"Every girl who has dated a football player ... They all have sex the same way."
LoveWorks Adult Store Near Me 2020-08-26T16:12:36-06:00 "Every girl who has dated a football player ... They all have sex the same way." https://loveworks.com/testimonials/football-sex/
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