A drunk couple who was arrested took off their clothes and gave it their best effort to have sex in a police car!
The couple was arrested after they were spotted riding bikes with no lights on and were almost hit by another car.
When the
policed stopped Megan Mondanaro who was 35, and Aaron Thomas, 31, she
discovered they were heavily drunk with bloodshot eyes.
The police put
them in the back of the car which they found to be more comfortable, and
arousing!
In his report, the policeman wrote that while he was standing outside his patrol car, the pair took off their clothes and started having sex in a police car – with no hesitation.
After all, the
police are your friend.
He explained
that when he went to the car, Aaron was already stark naked while Megan was
without her pants.
He said that as
he tried to intervene, a naked Thomas fled the car with his handcuffs and ran
through a park.
It must have
been one hell of a run as his escape lasted for a short time. He was caught
dodging behind an ice cream parlour close by.
Because his handcuffs were still on him as he ran off, he was charged with an additional crime of theft. (Hahahahaha! He should argue that it wasn’t theft because the cuffs were put on against his will, so he had no choice but to take them! How funny though — charged with theft because of the handcuffs!)
They were both
charged with several offences, drunk driving and exposure amongst others.
It was later
discovered that the pair weren’t new faces to the force, they’ve had brushes
with the police in the past.
The friendship as it appeared, isn’t one that began recently as both have been jailed in the past. Megan, for parole violation and Aaron, for assault on a police officer.
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