This Customer Wants a Bigger Cock with a Glock17!

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Penis Pump Patron Pursues Bigger Cock with a Glock A man purchased a penis pump from a local adult store in a Minnesota town in hopes of procuring a bigger cock.  This is a normal occurrence for most sex stores.   Normally, when people purchase merchandise, they only return to buy more.  This day was a unique one for the clerk who returned […]

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Penis Insurance – Did Justin Bieber Insure His Willy?

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Is Justin Bieber’s Willy Insured? The latest leak of Justin Bieber’s naked willy, flopping around hangin-around half-hard in Bora Bora has caused quite a stir in the media world.  Many people are impressed with the girth of his willy, so much that it seems to be all that anyone can talk about. Up until that moment, I never realized the world was […]

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The Top Weird Dildos: A Keepsake Urn

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Weird Dildos?  You tell me.  A usable dildo that stores the ashes of your dead loved one.   I have always maintained an open mind about sex and sexual practices (or, what some writers call "sexual deviations").  Sometimes however, I see and hear things that are difficult for me to comprehend.  Today's post is about weird dildos:  one of those […]

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Man Dies From Strapon Pegging By Scarecrow

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Popular sex quote says, “If you are not getting it, you might as well pay for it”, or get a scarecrow to do  role play.  The latter part of the sentence was probably what was going on in 58-year-old Jose Alberto’s mind when he dressed a scarecrow to be sexy and bent over for a little strapon pegging.  Alberto reportedly […]

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Oregon Militia Not Happy with Doc Johnson Sex Toys

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Oregon Militia Not Happy with Doc Johnson Sex Toys! There probably isn't anyone in America that hasn't heard of the "Oregon Occupation" — where a group of armed "militants" or militia, or armed protestors or activists or terrorists, calling themselves the "Citizens for Constitutional Freedom" took over a federally-owned building at the Masher Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, in protest againt the […]

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