Golden Dildo Award For Cee Lo Green At 2017 Grammys

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CEE LO GREEN:  WTF DUDE? Mike Myers had the Golden Penis in "Goldmember", so out of jealousy, Cee Lo Green created his own adult toy, "The Golden Dildo".  Or at least I think that is what he did.   When I first saw the Myers costume in Austin Powers, at least I understood what was going on. When Cee Lo […]

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Sex With Things Is Not So Bad!

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SEX WITH THINGS:  That sounds SOOOOO BAD! I started writing this article titled " sex with things " because I remember my beginnings in the Adult Store business when a few of my friends (male and female) said they would never use sex toys because it was like having sex with things.  I always found it humorous but I try […]

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Kristen Stewart and an Egg Up Her Butt

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Kristen Stewart and Saturday Night Live! This article originally appeared on LoveWorks.com.  Mark Twain said that "Truth is stranger than fiction" and he was not kidding.  I've talked before how I love seeing sex and sex toys integrated into main stream television and news, because it acts as a desensitizer — unintentionally helping people adjust and accept the adult industry. […]

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Hackers Online: Stay Away From My Sextoys!

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Nothing Sexy About Your Sex Toy Getting Hacked   You May Not Be Playing Alone—Beware the Sex Toy Hackers Online!   “Please me with your code!”  Could possibly be screamed by some techie lover!  Computers are necessary in today’s life, and they control more than a person can even comprehend.  There are things like vehicles, that can be hacked and controlled from […]

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Breaking News Today: Young Boys Penises Exposed!

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Condoms Breaking News Today:  This Just In and Its' Uncovered               Breaking News Today! Condoms are wonderful things, when used properly.  Put it on, stick it in and rhythmically rock the time away until you explode in ecstasy, and take it off.  This is a happy ending, in more ways than one.    Some condom […]

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This Customer Wants a Bigger Cock with a Glock17!

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Penis Pump Patron Pursues Bigger Cock with a Glock A man purchased a penis pump from a local adult store in a Minnesota town in hopes of procuring a bigger cock.  This is a normal occurrence for most sex stores.   Normally, when people purchase merchandise, they only return to buy more.  This day was a unique one for the clerk who returned […]

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Penis Insurance – Did Justin Bieber Insure His Willy?

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Is Justin Bieber’s Willy Insured? The latest leak of Justin Bieber’s naked willy, flopping around hangin-around half-hard in Bora Bora has caused quite a stir in the media world.  Many people are impressed with the girth of his willy, so much that it seems to be all that anyone can talk about. Up until that moment, I never realized the world was […]

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The Top Weird Dildos: A Keepsake Urn

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Weird Dildos?  You tell me.  A usable dildo that stores the ashes of your dead loved one.   I have always maintained an open mind about sex and sexual practices (or, what some writers call "sexual deviations").  Sometimes however, I see and hear things that are difficult for me to comprehend.  Today's post is about weird dildos:  one of those […]

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