Ted Cruz and Just Say No to Vibrators

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(Former Presidential Candidate) Ted Cruz tried to stop you from buying your favorite vibrators and dildos! When Ted Cruz was running for President, his shady history as the "Texas Solicitor General" shocked and angered people across the nation.  Cruz fought tooth-and-nail against the sale or sexual devices like dildos, vibrators and penis pumps — comparing the sale of these devices […]

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Extra Credit: Find Your Parents SexToys & Take Selfies

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Extra Credit: Find Your Parents SexToys & Take Selfies Not all my sex toy in the news stories are funny; so if you don't want to read a story that will make you say "ICK", you should skip this one! I'm all for making jokes and saying things to make people laugh.  Even saying things that shock people can be […]

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18th Century Phallus Found – No Premature Withdrawal Here!

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Archeologist Withdraws 18th Century Phallus Archeologists found a very unique treasure during a dig in Gdansk Poland.  While researching the contents of a very old restroom, they found a slimy phallus shaped (wiki) dildo from the 18th century.   This pennis dildo is like no other and is described by the Regional Office Director at the Protection of Monuments as, “large, thick, […]

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