Golden Dildo Award For Cee Lo Green At 2017 Grammys

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CEE LO GREEN:  WTF DUDE? Mike Myers had the Golden Penis in "Goldmember", so out of jealousy, Cee Lo Green created his own adult toy, "The Golden Dildo".  Or at least I think that is what he did.   When I first saw the Myers costume in Austin Powers, at least I understood what was going on. When Cee Lo […]

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Sex With Things Is Not So Bad!

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SEX WITH THINGS:  That sounds SOOOOO BAD! I started writing this article titled " sex with things " because I remember my beginnings in the Adult Store business when a few of my friends (male and female) said they would never use sex toys because it was like having sex with things.  I always found it humorous but I try […]

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Kristen Stewart and an Egg Up Her Butt

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Kristen Stewart and Saturday Night Live! This article originally appeared on LoveWorks.com.  Mark Twain said that "Truth is stranger than fiction" and he was not kidding.  I've talked before how I love seeing sex and sex toys integrated into main stream television and news, because it acts as a desensitizer — unintentionally helping people adjust and accept the adult industry. […]

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Ted Cruz and Just Say No to Vibrators

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(Former Presidential Candidate) Ted Cruz tried to stop you from buying your favorite vibrators and dildos! When Ted Cruz was running for President, his shady history as the "Texas Solicitor General" shocked and angered people across the nation.  Cruz fought tooth-and-nail against the sale or sexual devices like dildos, vibrators and penis pumps — comparing the sale of these devices […]

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Extra Credit: Find Your Parents SexToys & Take Selfies

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Extra Credit: Find Your Parents SexToys & Take Selfies Not all my sex toy in the news stories are funny; so if you don't want to read a story that will make you say "ICK", you should skip this one! I'm all for making jokes and saying things to make people laugh.  Even saying things that shock people can be […]

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18th Century Phallus Found – No Premature Withdrawal Here!

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Archeologist Withdraws 18th Century Phallus Archeologists found a very unique treasure during a dig in Gdansk Poland.  While researching the contents of a very old restroom, they found a slimy phallus shaped (wiki) dildo from the 18th century.   This pennis dildo is like no other and is described by the Regional Office Director at the Protection of Monuments as, “large, thick, […]

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Crave Vesper: Public Display of Sex Toys?

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Crave Vesper:  Accessorize With Vibrators No, this is not a "Vespa".  A Vespa is a small motorcycle or scooter.  You ride the Vespa, but you don't ride the Vesper. You’re getting dressed up to go out on the town.   You look in the mirror and realize something is missing!  You grab your vibrator and throw it around your neck and […]

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