Extra Credit: Find Your Parents SexToys & Take Selfies

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Extra Credit: Find Your Parents SexToys & Take Selfies Not all my sex toy in the news stories are funny; so if you don't want to read a story that will make you say "ICK", you should skip this one! I'm all for making jokes and saying things to make people laugh.  Even saying things that shock people can be […]

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18th Century Phallus Found – No Premature Withdrawal Here!

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Archeologist Withdraws 18th Century Phallus Archeologists found a very unique treasure during a dig in Gdansk Poland.  While researching the contents of a very old restroom, they found a slimy phallus shaped (wiki) dildo from the 18th century.   This pennis dildo is like no other and is described by the Regional Office Director at the Protection of Monuments as, “large, thick, […]

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Your Room Color Affects Quantity & Quality of Sex!

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Quick question: How many times a week do you have sex on average? If it’s more than three, do you have a purple bedroom by any chance? A study conducted by Littlewoods, a home and fashion retail company in the UK, found that your choice of room colors has a genuine impact on how often you get down to business […]

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Crave Vesper: Public Display of Sex Toys?

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Crave Vesper:  Accessorize With Vibrators No, this is not a "Vespa".  A Vespa is a small motorcycle or scooter.  You ride the Vespa, but you don't ride the Vesper. You’re getting dressed up to go out on the town.   You look in the mirror and realize something is missing!  You grab your vibrator and throw it around your neck and […]

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KS Dept of Revenue Sells Sex Toys

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KS Dept of Revenue Sells Dildos to repay taxes!   There is no need to worry about the $200M deficit that the state of Kansas has acquired.   The debts kept rising when Governor Sam Brownback created seriously large tax cuts.    These tax cuts lead the governor to find a solution to the problem.  Brownback decided to solve the problem by […]

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I Learned Sex From Sex In The City

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If you’re an only child, you’re kind of stuck relying on strangers or school teaching you about your body and sex.  Unless you’re lucky enough to have really cool and proactive parents, they often don’t approach you to talk about the “birds and the bees” until it’s too late and it’s usually not very useful anyway.  Mature conversations and descriptions […]

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Vibrator Toys in the Kid’s Toys Section! Ooops!






Finding Vibrator Toys in the Kid's Toys Section!   It was a normal day for Brennan Conroy.  He woke up and made a plan with his wife to go shopping.  When they arrived at Value Village, located in Nainame British Columbia, they headed directly to the baby aisles to look at items for their daughter.   While they were browsing the aisles, […]

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Battery Operated Better – The Macy Gray Vibrator!

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Macy Gray Loves B.O.B (Battery Operated Better)   Macy Gray is a raspy-voiced, Grammy winning, American R& B singer.   Gray has many hits, but many of her fans may not know that in July 2015, she released a song in honor of her vibrator.    Grays song, titled, B.O.B, stands for “Battery Operated Better”  The lyrics refer to her favorite man […]

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