Review: 5X Space Explorer Bullet Vibe

space explorer bullet vibe

5X Space Explorer Bullet Vibe Vibrator

The Space Explorer is a bullet vibe that has been around for quite some time. Notorious for its 5 function vibration patterns, and unique design. I remember selling these bullet vibes years ago. They disappeared much to many customers disappointment, but have recently shown up again.  

You can tell the packaging of this bullet vibe is supposed to give off that space feel, but I think they missed the mark on that. You can't just put some 1980s model in a metallic garb, make your toy chrome and it looks legit. (Unless your target demographic is the 1990s USA Up All Night watching bad Sci-Fi kind of shows.) There's just so much text on this package it's hard to look at, and in different font to boot!

I wanted to be loyal to the bullet vibe toy I knew before. I had hoped not only did the toy relaunch, but perhaps it may have even improved. space explorer bullet vibeUpon seeing the packaging, that was a clear negative on that — but MAYBE they kept the cheesy look because it was memorable right? (I'm trying to turn it into a positive here)

So it still comes in the standard egg design, with the little stretchy sleeve to go over it. It's funny to me because it says “FREE EXTRA STRETCHY SLEEVE” on it. “Well gee golly, that is awful nice of you! Give me a sleeve thats thinner than paper! “Ya know what you should have given me?”

“THE DAMN 9V BATTERY IT TAKES TO OPERATE THIS CONTRAPTION!”

(Seriously, how hard is it to find these things? >.<)

Once I was able to negotiate terms with a time traveler and get a 9v battery, I can't say the whole wait was a complete disappointment. However this bullet vibe fails in comparison to the toy that I had loved and lost a many years ago. šŸ™

Ceste La Vie.

 

UPC:  #051021734566

PROS:

-Functions

-Nostalgia

-A free stretchy sleeve (whooopie)

 

CONS:

-Not Waterproof

-Runs off 9V battery

-Mediocre vibration

-Cheesy packaging

 

This sex toy review originally appeared on LoveWorks.com

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4 comments

  • Stacey

    I was not at all impressed with this bullet. I have an original silver bullet and that put this toy to shame. The toy its self looked out dated, but I figured if it was still around from another era it must be worth trying….well, it's not. The sleeve that is on the bullet actually ripped when I tried to clean it. It is not powerful at all. The high setting should be renamed to "big disappointment". Do yourself a favor and get something else that will actually get the job done. 

  • Shelly

     From reading reviews online, there were mixed feelings About this.  So I figured I'd have to find out for myself… my conclusion,  it didn't do anything for me.  Talk about crappy intensity and cheaply made product. I hate to give such a bad review but this toy really was that bad. First off,  there was no intensity from the vibrating part.  I can get more accomplished with my hand.  Second, the sleeve is so crappy I pulled it up to look at the bullet its self and a piece had ripped.  And finally,  the remote is huge and bulky.  The wire doesn't seem too sturdy either.  Please buy something else that is worth the time and effort.  

  • Cassie

    This was not worth the money at all. I should have done some research and looked up reviews on this toy before I blew money on it. The intensity is nonexistant and the remote control actually broke into pieces when I accidently dropped it. The wire seems very thin and easy to break also. The battery was very hard to find and when I actually found it I was excited but once I put it in the toy, boy did that excitement go away…real fast. There are much better toys out there and ones that will actually get you off. Don't be like me…read this before you buy!!

  • Paula

    This is the one sextoy that I've used for so long, it's pretty much my go to and back up toy. "I like it, I love it, I want some more of it!" haha but really, I can't get enough. All of the sensations are intense. The only bad thing I have come across is that the coating on the bullet vibe itself is slowly coming off. That could also be because I have had it for such a long time though. Keeping it clean is really easy too. From the comments that are left above mine, it seems they havent had the best experience with it…maybe I am just lucky though?

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