How Many Cocks Does The Iron Throne Have?

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You Sit on an Iron Throne of Dildos!

“You won a Dildo Throne!” Would definitely be an odd addition to a seemingly normal day.  Ralph Jones may not have heard those exact words, but at the end of the day, it was a fact that he was a proud owner of 6’ x 4’ x 3.5’ massive iron throne that is accented with 200 dildos.  Ralph Jones did accept the prize, and took it home.  He even un-wrapped it from the original packaging and sat on it.  These actions made the item “slightly used”

It seems that after three months, the Game of Thrones dildo throne has worn out its welcome in Ralph Jone’s small house. It was so iron-throne-dildounwelcome, that he made a video, rented a storage and posted the item on e-bay.  This well-endowed throne was posted for a mere 659 pounds ($1030 USD) He placed this item in storage and hoped a person would purchase it for a display, or décor for a large house or business.  This throne was not for tiny spaces!  It was advised that the buyer not use the dildos for sexual pleasure.  It is unknown if he used the dildos himself or not.  Maybe he marked the territory before he posted it for sale, and maybe “gently used” means more than unwrapped and sat on.  Nobody knows, so buyer beware.  Did it sell?  Evidence of a sale could not be found, and an updated article regarding the outcome of the Game of Thrones Dildo Throne could not be found. 

This could be a great add on feature to the Brian McNaughton "Throne of Bones" series; it could feed a sex-hungry ghoulish-community of 200!  If it did not have a buyer, it could have been disassembled and donated to the less fortunate, sex-deprived people in America.  A dildo a day keeps a depression away.  It seems this throne is a gluttonous display, when there are many people out there that would love a free dildo. 

O.k., maybe not, but we hope this iron throne got purchased by someone.  It is too unique to be stashed in a storage somewhere.

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