29 Celebrity Love Dolls That Will Make You Laugh or Lose Sleep!
29 Celebrity Love Dolls
That Will Make You Laugh or Lose Sleep!
Please Share!! Celebrity love dolls have been around since the beginning of time. So it was bound to happen; just a matter of time really. We have had a bunch of other celebrity dolls over the years, and many were no where near as famous as the Donald. This seems like a good time to remember some of them. Not all of them are still sold (thank goodness!). You are going to be shocked when you see how many of these celebrity love dolls have been on the market!!
The slogans they come up with are often ridiculous. Can you come up with better sales slogans about these dolls just for fun? Please add them to the comments.
"Discontinued" means we no longer stock the item as the manufacturer has stopped production and we have sold all of our stock. If you are a celebrity love dolls collector, try eBay for the discontinued dolls.
Dolls that I expected to find – but did not: Farrah Fawcett! Suzanne Somers! Jessica Alba (supposedly made by Pipedream).
Lets start with:
The Donald. Another of the Presidential Love Dolls! It is too early to say anything about the Donald sex doll, other than he is 69 years old (why didn't they use this on the box!) and is one year older than Hillary.
What your typical liberal male has been yearning for! The Obaminator! No more biting the pillow merely dreaming of Barack! Pull his ears, and in a slurping voice, he will say "I vow to redistribute wealth to the least deserving! I will dismantle the imperialistic war machine! All health matters will funnel through Washington!" and lose your juice when he says "I will pursue war crime charges against Bush!!"
Meet Horny Hillary, the nation's oldest piece of Presidential poontang ever to blaze the campaign trail!
Like a bottle of fine wine, this grey-haired GILF just gets better with age! Over the years, she's done a great job of balancing family and public service, but lately the only thing she's trying to balance is the beam on her bathroom scale! When the former First Lady isn't busy worrying where Billy sticks his willy, this slutty Senator's honey hole is begging for your pleasure pole! Just add air and this president-erect will have every red-blooded American man rising to the occasion! Who cares if she couldn't even satisfy her own hubby – she promises not to pull out of this race until you finish on her face!
Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' dicky in something sticky! When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women “he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil' pricks's ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!
JHo Famous Fanny Love Doll. (Discontinued). "She's your petite Puerta Rican Princess!" "She's got the ASS everyone dreams about".
We're not sure what came faster, news of J-Laws leaked selfies or the thousands of guys waiting for this day to finally come! She did the world a favor when her sexy selfies spread across the internet, and now Hollywood's honey is getting naked for the money! If hacked cell phone pics weren't enough to make J-Law our favorite new selfie slut, her brand new blowup doll is proof that this blockbuster babe is ready for primetime penetration! Just add air and this American hustler transforms into America's hooker right before your eyes! There's no silver lining to her 3 love holes, but if you add a little lube they feel great wrapping around every inch of your pleasure rod! Her cloud got hacked so you can get jacked!
This is not Sarah Palin. (Discontinued). "Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate" Another of the presidential love dolls.
Monica Blewinski. (Discontinued). "Official Presidential Intern Kit". "A necessity for getting A HEAD in politics."
Elle Celebrity Love Doll (Discontinued). "Get it on with the famous Elle".
Finally Miley! (Discontinued). 3 achey love holes. "She's young, dumb, and old enough for cum!"
Britney Bitch! (Discontinued). "3 Toxic Love Holes". "Oops. She did it again". "Oh bang me baby".
Paris Love Doll. "3 tender love openings, to satisfy you orally, vaginally, and anally". "I'm a filthy rich bitch, and I mean filthy!" "The seductive socialite gets down and dirty". "She's a high class piece of ass".
Have the hots for the queen of "That's Hot"? Let Paris show you how she can please you like she did in her sexumentary… This seductive socialite may be filthy rich, but she also is filthy when it comes to making you cum! She'll love you orally, anally, and vaginally. Don't let her social status intimidate the way she pleases you. She'll have you purring like a kitten.
Lindsay Blowhand Sex Doll (Discontinued). "She'll steal your heart". "Weee! I'm so wasted". "Blow not included. 3 Blowholes." "Not seen on TV, with Electronic Ankle bracelet".
Meet Lindsay, the feisty firecrotch blowup babe who's future is always "on the rocks!" This juggy jailbird will steal more than just your heart… she'll swipe your jewels and empty your booze cabinet faster than you can send her to rehab! Never mind her legal issues- just add air and you can be her daddy for the night! She's seen more bars than an AA dropout- give her your hammer in her slammer and sentence her to some hard time! Pick a hole and see if this raunchy redhead's carpet matches the drapes!
Pamela Love Doll. (Discontinued). "Busty Blonde Bombshell on duty". "3 Terrific Love Holes".
She's the world's sexiest lifeguard and she's here to rescue you! Meet Pamela, the busty blonde beach babe with the big tits and even bigger sex drive. This voluptuous vixen is always on duty and ready to please you. Pick a love hole and let her satisfy you orally, vaginally or anally…this naughty lifeguard saves orgasms, let her give you one tonight!
Shananay. (Discontinued). Who doesn't know Shananay???
She put the H in Hoochie-Mama and went from ashy to classy! Meet Shananay, the ghetto fabulous blow-up babe with mocha chocolate skin and a bootylicious backside. She's got junk in the trunk and lips that could suck the chrome off some 22s, but that never stopped her from having a good time! This loud and proud piece of ass never says no…Just add air and she's ready to blow!
Lady Gag Gag Sex Doll. (Discontinued). "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick". "She loves you when you poke her face".
Take Home Tiger Woods. (Discontinued). "He's got MAJOR wood!" "He will show you his WOOD if you will show him your HOLE". "He's always ready to plan an extra hole or two!" "The #1 Golf Love Doll".
She Ain't No Beyonce. (Discontinued). "You don't have to put a ring on this slutty siren". "This single lady has all the right moves". "Bootylicious Babe". "She's crazy in love with cock".
Kinky Kim. (Discontinued). "When you stick it in her face, it will get all over the place". "3 hungry love holes". [What is the deal with the food. The picture has her eating; and then her holes are “hungry”?]
Meet Kinky Kim, the busy bubble butt bimbo who's had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken! No one really knows what she's famous for except cellulite and her insatiable appetite for filthy sex! This dirty lil diva wants you to stick it in her face and get it all over the place in her crack or on her back, between her thighs, or in her eyes; in her snatch or down the hatch! Her three hungry love holes are starving for your man meat! Serve it to her piping hot, make it big, and load her with your secret sauce!
Guido Love Doll. (Discontinued). He's Jersey's #1 Juiced up Gigolo. Whatta douche! He's gotta big, beefy sausage. This Dude's Mad Sexy … YO! Now you can have your very own version of Jersey's most juiced up gigolo! Meet Guido, the bronzed-up zippahead with rock-hard abs and more juice than Tropicana. Just add air and this pumped up douche bag is ready to make your fist-pump and your panties wet. He's got a beefy italian sauseege (sic) under his jeans and more lines than loose leaf! Give this greaseball a chance to get in your pants and ride his italian stallion!
Crackhead Charlie. (Discontinued).
Duhhh! Winning! Rated "R" for Retard. Meet Crackhead Charlie, the winning wacko! He's high on himself and full of hot air! You don't have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars. Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and a half personalities, warlock fangs, fire breathing fists, and adonis DNS. Don't be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin' drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world.
Sarah Jessica Porkher love sex in her shitty. (Discontinued).
Jessica Simpson Love Doll. (Discontinued).
There is no pleasure without sin! I need dick! Fuck me! Explore the dark side of this sexy lil angel!
Jessica Love Doll.
She's sexy, newly single, and ready for your cock! This teasing triple threat can act, sing and fuck all night long. She might not know the difference between tuna and chicken but she sure knows the difference between a hard cock and the loser she dumped. This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling holes to satisfy your every desire, and since she's dumb as an ox, she never says no! Jessica will suck you, fuck you, and sing your name while you slam her. What will her Daddy think? Awe who cares, she's all yours to do as you please!
Christina Aguilera love doll. (Discontinued).
This naughty nympho never says no. She can't wait to satisfy your every desire. She's ready to rock n roll. 3 Thrilling love holes. Lets Get Dirty!
This dirty diva is as nasty as they come! She went from being an innocent pop-star princess to a full-fledged slut overnight, and she can't wait to satisfy your every desire! Her three tender love holes are begging to be filled with everything you've got. Satisfy yourself orally, vaginally or even anally – Dirty Christina wants to rock your cock!
Tori Spelling Love Doll – 9021-HO. (Discontinued).
"Hit the jackpot with this rich little bitch". "Will you be my sugar daddy?" Meet Tori, the rich little bitch from Beverly Hills who wants to be your private 9021-HO. She's looking for a new sugar daddy to give her what she needs fat shopping sprees and even fatter cocks in one of her three tender love holes. These days, family feuds have Tori feeling down and really horny! And just like her mother, this busty blonde bitch babe never says no! She's all yours, cash in and show her who's daddy!
Eva Longoria Desperate Housewives Sex Doll. (Discontinued).
She's your whore next door! Her man's away and she loves to play.
I don't know what to make of this. Supposedly it is a mannequin at Walmart. But I have my doubts, especially with the inferences (the man obviously between her legs!). From the show "superstore".
The co-star jonah wants to get even with a co-worker, so he buys a sex doll to dress up like her. Except that this is not one of those cheap dolls – this is a true top-of-the-line silicone FULLY REALISTIC sex dolls, but gets caught in an embarrassing position. I guess that is what this picture represents!
Oh no, they didn't! Yes, they did. The Ryan's Secrets Sex Doll. (Discontinued). "The most powerful perv in television has a dirty little secret!".
WEB: " Ryan's mouth is wide open to take it all in. We've waited years for this metrosexual media mogul to finally come out of the closet, but the truth is, he goes both ways and he's proud of it. This switch-hitting sicko will stick his pole in any hole, as long as it's warm and tight. He's addicted to superstar sex and he'll do anything to put his little dicky in something sticky. His "Secret's Out. " now and the whole world knows, will you still vote for him to be your next American My-Doll? " hahahhahahah
Katy Perry Pervy Love Doll.
Meet Katy Pervy, the big-boobed candy-loving cocksucker who's got a sweet tooth and a salty snatch! Last Friday night, this curvy carpet-muncher kissed a girl and liked it …and now she wants to suck and swallow some hard candy! When she's not slurping slits, she's taking creamy cum loads in her snatch and down her hatch. Her teen-dreams are filled with lollicocks, cumdrops, and creampies between her thighs! Squeeze her huge milk duds, smear her cherry chapstick all over your cock, and give her a juicy jizz bomb down her throat! How many licks does it take to get to the center of this sexy sweet-tart?