CNN: Dildo Isis Flag is Really ISIS Flag!

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In one of the more embarrassing "sex toy in the news moments", Lucy Pawle of CNN began announcing that she had spotted an dildo ISIS flag among the London Pride celebration.  Her reporting went viral — because the dildo "Isis Flag" turned out to be a flag showing various sex toys including the most obvious design — a butt plug.  

Really Lucy?  You are in London.  That is close to Paris.  Don't you remember the giant inflatible butt plug in the main square by Paul McCarthy??  It wasn't that long ago.  Surely you can recognize a butt plug, right?

But she got caught up in the moment and began reporting without thinking — even going so far as to report the dildo isis flag containing sex toys to the local police!

The tweets were both incredulous and hilarious.  "London is now safe, all thanks to you!" one person tweeted!  "The dildo isis flag has been reported."

And to add insult to injury, she reported "I seem to be the only person who has spotted this".  Well, actually Lucy, everyone else spotted it also but knew what sex toys looked like.  You really should get out more.

CNN has removed all traces of this report … but we found one copy still online:

 

We don't stock dildo isis flags, but we do have bachelorette flags.  Check them out here!

 

 

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