The No 1 Male Masterbation Sex Toy!
Greatest Male Masterbation Sex Toy
Before I tell you about "The Greatest Male Masterbation Toy in the World", I want to talk about male masturbation and the different types and qualities of masturbation.
If you are like most guys, as soon as you read the word "male masterbation", you immediately translate that in your mind to "jacking off" and wondering why I didn't use that more common phrase. It is because male masterbation and jacking off aren't necessarily the same.
There are fertility doctors around the world who will stand up and state for a fact that sperm is stronger and more viable when caught through an act of INTERCOURSE versus caught through MALE MASTERBATION, or in this specific case "jacking off".
In fact, Doctors were studying this because some religions do not accept "self-plesuring", and couples trying to get pregnant could not use the "jack off and capture in a cup" method of gathering sperm.
A special, ultra-sterile condom was created as an experiment and tested. In every case, sperm collected in the condom method during sexual intercourse were stronger and of better quality than those that had to "spit in a cup".
And it makes sense if you think about it. Intercourse feels better than jacking off. As guys, most of us have jacked off more times than we care to remember, but rarely had as much sex! The best feelings, a guy will tell you, was during INTERCOURSE.
The mind knows the difference between the hand surrounding our penis and pretending to be a piston in an engine; versus using our hips and body to make our penis become the piston. That will probably be my only car-engine reference in my life.
What we need is MALE MASTERBATION that FEELS AS GOOD AS INTERCOURSE.
They key is not using your hands and "jacking off"; the key is to HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH THE TOY. [My editor chose that phrase; my words were more crude. "The key is to FUCK THE FLESHLIGHT HANDS FREE JUST LIKE SEX!"]
Welcome to THE FLESHLIGHT.
In the mid-to-late 90's, the Fleshlight was born, and later patented in 1998. And my original fleshlight, which I still have and use today, was purchased before it was patented, as the case bears the marking "patent pending". That makes my fleshlight about 18-19 years old.
My Fleshlight is finally legal!!!
By now, you are wondering, "what makes this the greatest male masterbation toy in the world". I'm glad you are still with me because I am going to tell you.
THE TUNNEL: (to me, the mouth, butt, anus or non-descript are considered the "orifice"; and the area after the orifice where your penis slides in and out is the TUNNEL). The entire thing (orifice and tunnel) is officially callen the "insert".
The material used to make the orifice and tunnel is truly a "fleshy"-like material. You can hold it under running warm water and heat it; making it feel like the warmth of a vagina. You can put it in the freezer for short periods to give you a completely unreal experience if you are brave.
I have had many customers tell me that they won't use their toy until they heat it, for the truly "life-feeling" experience. Or you can use it straight out of your sock drawer. That is the way I have always used mine — "drawer temperature"!
[OMG! I am so behind on the accessories for the fleshlight! There is now a fleshligtht WARMER which means you can warm the inside tunnel without having to run the toy in hot water!!]
As I mentioned, there are four orifices, lips of the mouth; a round butt; a round pucked butt hole; and a slight slit – called the non-descript. I (personally) have one original mouth and one non-descript.
There are dozens of different "tunnels" that you can order. I'm not going to list them all, but there is the "original" — which is a smooth turnnel; and ones that havve speed bumps in the tunnel; narrow and wider spots in the tunnel; nubbies and "skin tags" hanging down (like a real vaginal canal), and much more. Each tunnel causes a different sensation; a different feeling when having sex with the toy. I am really interested in trying the newest insert, the "Swallow".
There is one tunnel and case that I will mention, even though I have never owned it. The model is called "ICE" and has both a see-through insert (tunnel) and a see through clear case. I've watched it in a video, and if you really enjoy seeing your penis inside the toy, then this model is for you. It is not for me since my eyes are closed anyway.
THE HARD CASE: There have been a number of manufacturers who have copied the concept of putting a masturbator inside of a hard case that resembled a flashlight. But their quality and feel were not even close to what the fleshlight provides.
Fleshlight cases also allow you to adjust suction, by adjusting the real "cap". The more you close the cap, the more suction will be applied (as it reduces air entering the toy).
USING THE FLESHLIGHT: You will see male masterbation videos on the internet of guys holding the toy in their hands and moving it up and down on their erect penis. Although they are enjoying what they are doing, they are missing out on why the Fleshlight is the best toy for men.
MOUNTING THE FLESHLIGHT: The key is to masturbate with your body and NOT your hands. You want to simulate intercourse with a partner, and obtain the orgasm quality that only comes with brain-perceived intercourse.
There are a number of commercial mounts available. For example, the suction cup for use in a shower; and two different fleshlight equipped liberator pillows, which allow for very nice hands-free intercourse with the toy.
And I'm sure no one is shocked, but there is also an ipad mount, allowing you to strap the fleshlight on to the bottom of your ipad, with handles on each side so that you can jack off and watch your ipad. Notice I said "jack off" and NOT masturbate. In this method, you are most likely using your hands as the piston.
FREE MOUNTS FOR THE FLESHLIGHT:
(Mattress): Ask almost any fleshlight owner to tell you how to use the toy hands free, and 90% will tell you the "mattress method". Most beds have both a mattress and boxspring, slightly elevated off the floor on a bed frame rail.
Slip the fleshlight hard case in between the mattress and boxspring. Put a towel on the floor beneath the fleshlight. Get on your knees, close your eyes, and pretend to fuck the fleshlight as if it were a human sexual partner. Great male masterbation technique!
(If you have two single beds pushed together, you can put the fleshlight between the beds, and lie down while having sex with the toy).
(Couch): The same position can be used on the couch. You can slide the fleshlight between the cushions on the front of the couch and have sex on your knees; or put the fleshlight between the cushions on the flat seated area and lay down while having sex with your toy. Another great male masterbation technique, but I have to put a pillow on the floor because it hurts my knees.
(Pillow): Take an old thick pillow and cut a 3" slit in one end. Slide the fleshlight into the slit. Pile 2-5 more pillows on top of the fleshlight pillow. Slide your penis into the toy, put your weight on top of the pillows and go to town. Close your eyes and you will not be jacking off; you will be having an incredible orgasm with a sex toy. This is my favorite and the number 1 male masterbation method of fleshlight users!
You will forget you are masturbating. In fact, this is the only opportunity you will get to call out any name you want! Your fleshlight really doesn't mind.
I can't emphasize that enough. You will be having an incredible orgasm with a sex toy. If you are like most people, you won't be able to stroke more than 5-10 times after your cum. The Fleshlight maintains its supple texture and suction, and does not relax. Because of that, you will be forced to stop stroking, due to the increased sensitivity that the Fleshlight provides.
BUT IT IS ONLY A TOY! HOW CAN I TALK ABOUT A TOY AND MAKE IT SOUND BETTER THAN SEX?? I will only say that in my lifetime, intercourse and orgasm using the fleshlight were better than when I was with some of my sexual partners. "I'm just sayin' … "
And now there are pillow/dolls! If my staff are reading this, I would like a Meiki stuffed fleshlight doll for Christmas; preferably the missionary style one.
WHAT KIND OF MAN USES A MALE MASTERBATION TOY? Any man. We grew up masturbating. Half of my friends jack off daily or more when watching porn, even though they are married and get regular intercourse with their partners!
Travelers — I travel around the world and am away from my wife for weeks at a time. I really have no interest in trying to find one-night-stands in the places where I go. I'm out working and taking care of business; I don't want to try and "woo" a girl into having sex; I'm not looking for a partner.
I JUST WANT TO CUM. The faster the better! And if it feels as good or better than intercourse, I'll take it!
WHAT ABOUT CLEANUP: Fleshlights clean up easily. After use, pull them out of the hard case; rinse the inside of the case and the bottom end-cap (as if often gets hit with semen); open the orifice and run water in the opening and all around, sticking your fingers in to make sure the lube gets washed away.
After every few uses, do the same with soap; but it is not necessary to use soap each time.
Also after every few uses, sprinkle baby powder all over the orifice, in the tunnel and the outside of the flesh. Otherwise, the flesh will get very "tacky" to the touch, and will attach itself to the case as soon as you try to put the insert/tunnel back into the case. It should NEVER be "tacky" or "sticky.
The Fleshlight is a perfect example of how LoveWorks uses its knowledge of the toys to help customers choose the right toy. Of all the toys we sell, we make the least amount of money on a fleshlight. My employees do not work on commission — they work on customer satisfaction. And the Fleshlight makes a customer satisfied!
PS: The last thing I am going to say about this toy … This is just wrong on so many levels!!! hahahahah